Half drunkenly wandered the wrong way to the tills with a bottle of Mickeys Finns in Tesco on Sunday....
..and got collared by the over-enthusiastic security guards. I was trying to show my son where the toilets were and managed to wander through the swinging barriers. They were not sympathetic to my pleas of innocence, hence my new sig.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Accidental shoplifting FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

yeah. 'accidental'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

We managed to walk out of John Lewis ages ago with £10 worth of cup-mats on the pushchair
Oops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I strolled out of Muji
swinging a bath brush round my fingers. Didn't even realise till about 15 minutes later. Klept it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Intentional spelling mistake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

haha!
I love this!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

If it's intentional, it's good
If it's unintentional, it's fucking excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm claiming it as a new word

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I really don't have to answer this do I?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

If I ever felt the need to risk shoplifting I'd hope I'd set my sights higher than a bottle of Mickey Finns
That excuse didn't work either
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You are Richard Madeley AICMFP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

And I Claim My Free Piss?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

And I claim my fucking puguglywife?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)