I've lost one of my gloves. They were £45. I don't have another £45.
This is massively irritating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Surely it's only £22.50
you need?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Plus the price of a ball of wool to tie them together and then thread through his sleeves to prevent them getting lost again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh my mummy will do that for nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

She did me for nothing too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

She said you were the one who turned her into a lezzer
and that your cock looked like a crippled baby mouse sleeping a greasy nest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

That always happens to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Well wash your grotty pubes then you scummy cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Oh yeah... never thought of that.
Ask your mum if she'd like another go when I'm done.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I should look on eBay for 'men's glove - left only'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

The right one is "worn out"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

My camera was £220 and had baby photos on :((((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Shit dog, I hope the police catch up with you >:o<

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Hahahaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I also lost a glove.
If the one you lost was a right than you can have my now-surplus right glove.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1434152
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Is it black leather?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You are Luke Skywalker AICMFP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
Sadly, for you I suspect, it's of the fingerless variety and has a smallish rip in the palm where it has basically been worn out by my handlebars.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

"Sadly, for you I suspect, it's of the fingerless variety and has a smallish rip in the palm where it has basically been worn out by my handlebars. compulsive masturbation"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

This also.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I've actually got a pair of black leather gloves
that are too big for me? Trade them for a genuine Boyce "Boneshaker"?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Really?
Sounds like a deal - except I'm not entirely sure what a 'boneshaker' is....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

You told me you'd never forget that night ;_;

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Hahaha
I tell all of my 'conquests' that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)