Never come to London.
I have asthma but it magically disappears outside London.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you are an "air gay"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

He wrote Tintin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

So it would seem.
I think it's a defence to keep the weak out of the Best City on Gods Earth. I intend to stay anyway, I won't let a little thing like not being able to breath stop me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I ain't got time to breathe
/film
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

This is because Londoners are between 25 and 40% more flatulent than other residents of Britain,
depending on seasonal variation and how spiteful they're feeling when they get into a lift or tube carriage with you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)