Here's a thought;
if there are alien species out there, and they turn up on our doorstep, it will mean their technology is so far in advance of ours that we should probably, collectively, shit it. Unless Jeff Goldblum is on hand with an Apple Mac.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:12, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I really, really dislike that man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Oh Darth is alright really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You're on fire today, Tango.
I'm afraid even though this is so, I am not inclined to urinate upon you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

As always, giving with one hand and taking away with the other...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Awwwww shucks
*ignores internet sarcasm, puts on best dress, waits to be whisked away*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Those beer adverts must have left quite the scar on your psyche

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Or unless Jeff Goldblum is one of them.
(Earth girls are easy)
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Then we are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Hahaha Jeff Goldblum is indeed 'one of them'.
Never had you down as an anti-Semite though, Biggles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It's the German in me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Don't fight it, dearest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

They'll probably give us flu and shiney baubles for all our horses.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

A thought that's come up twice already in this thread.
Original.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)