I'm drinking wine, waiting for chilli to cook, and listening to The Mission.
In the dark. Because I'm a goth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had chili last night, my friend cooked it, it was like bolognase, sad times :(
I found Westerns cider, three litres for £5.50 in Tesco, sounds like a bargain. I've had five almost-pints and I reckon there's less than half a carton left, they've short-changed me and no mistaking it. I've got a new satnav, I'm tempted to hunt them down and feed them their foil packaging with the annoying half-pint at the bottom you can never get.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I am a twat.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

My measurement of litres vs pints.
I've got approx 6 pints in the box, thought I had about twelve. Rubbish maths, particularly now I'm totally drunk,
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I'm cooking salmon and veg and couscous
because I'm middle class.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Tomorrow I shall be eating gravel with a grass garnish, washed down with a glass of dog piss.
Because I'm unemployed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Tomorrow I shall be in Nottingham learning about how best to carry out risk assessments on the concentration of lead in soils.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

My Dad's side of the family hail from Nottingham.
I still have a great aunt who lives there and second cousins I've never ever met, at least not knowingly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Perhaps you're related to DF.
Wouldn't that be fun?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

No. Not really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

met had sex with
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)