I do love that Devil_in_Tights poster, he's horribly handsome and he touched my knee on Saturday and my clitoris exploded.
I'm eating a bacon offcuts and salami sandwich and drinking cheap cider, it's fucking austerity rock and roll round these parts. What are you doing?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:33, 154 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm sat on a train
resenting every mile and minute between me and my bed.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I couldn't commute, humans piss me off far too much to spend time with a group of randoms in an enclosed space day after day after day after day.
I have a suggestion though, Alan Partridge's I, Partridge autobiography on audiobook is one of the most amusing things I've ever heard. Audiobooks have changed my life, I've listened to so much literature recently it's been a revelation.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I have never found him particularly amusing
i've had the new florence and the machine album on repeat all this week. I can't decide if it's genius or a bit same-y.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

It's samey.
I can say this with certainty even before I knew it existed.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Samey, shamey.
I'll sort you out with I, Partridge sometime, it's mirthworthy.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)

So's yer face.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Best. Compliment. Ever.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

The DiT loves you too, Noel.
And yea, the DiT did touch Noel's knee and yea, there was much ejaculation.

Amen.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:42, Reply)

You've made me sadface

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:43, Reply)

BOOOOOOOM!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Oh Al, we know you were eating curry until your ring exploded, it's OK.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Oh DG don't make me feel guilty, it wasn't teh food that was the problem
it was the booze, all that lovely, lovely booze, it made me all poorly and I'm really sorry I didn't come and see you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

We'll always have the Cove, al.
That first night on the balcony, trying not to hit one's head on the incredibly low door frame as we went out to the smoking area... The growing realisation that we both weren't really Geordie's, and the time thinking that bert was so shy and reserved...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Awwwww DG!
*cries like a girly girl*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I've edited it since.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Oh, so you have.
Hmmmmm, mentioning Bert makes me cry less.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Who'd have thought that in a few months time things would have been so different?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

ooo, sounds like a delightful fellow
I am drying off from having to walk in the rain. Due to no car my journey home takes more like an hour and 10 minutes than the usual 15-20 minutes.

whine whine whine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

He's amazing, new universes explode from his bottom every time he farts.
No waterproofs? Pfft, amateur.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)

the walking bit's not that far really
especially not by your standards - 10 minutes from college to station, 15 minutes from bus stop to house.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)

In the rain, it seems like miles, I know this.
I was only horribly unprepared once, I walked about five miles totally soaked through trying to get somewhere that wasn't massively extortionate by cab home. The driver laughed when he picked me up, I was utterly fucking drenched.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I have interviews tomorrow so I am gearing up to continue swotting up on IFA networks.
Later on I will finish watching Snowtown.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

How interesting
I was reading a book, and MY clitoris exploded.

What are the chances of that?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Drinking wine and waiting for dinner to cook.
I may self harm later if I'm in the mood.








Joking
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I had a dream where I cut my hand off and was ramming myself into a granite wall.
I was listening to Journey to the Centre of the Earth in my dreams and he got stuck and melancholy in a passage away from his cohorts. I thought the only way to end it all was proper maimage. Turns out that's just a good way to end a dream.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Lay off the cheese Noel.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Mmm, cheese, I wish it was cheese, I think it might be sleeping two to three hours during the day that's doing it, maybe, not sure.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Guess who just won the new nokia phone, do-dahh do-dahh, guess who won the new nokia phone, yes if you guessed Gonz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Yup, they want me to go to their london HQ this week to get it. Yup, social networking campaign, take me to gigs and shit, update the facebook from the new phone. Pretty standard day actually.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Oh boy you must be so full of tech love, you've won a phone!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Plus there gonna send me off on amazing adventures !!!!!!1111

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I'm in bed trying to work up to reading about MEDICINE.
And my charger is on the blink, sad times. Won't be able to get a free one this time either :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)

LAMPERS
How's your wonderful face? *panders*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Hello gorgeous
I'm ok, thanks. How are you doing? I've not been around these parts much; I miss it. Sometimes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm... ok.
We miss you, you bring a flash of intelligence and naivety to these boards.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Oh you know how to flatter a girl.
Hope things continue to be ok, and become good and great and lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

stop trying to get her to flash you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I'd flash you any time.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

you'll make him jealous...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I'd love to be a massive letch, I really would
but I prefer romance and smooches to horn and rampant bonking. Flashes would do nothing for me apart from give me good board stories.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

why does there have to be a choice
between romance/smooching and horn/bonking?

surely the best relationships have both???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I dunno, maybe if the participants like different things yeah, floats both boats and that.
Why the hell I'm discussing this here is a bit weird.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

^this
Unfortunately horn and rampant bonking is all I can get.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Blousie!
Are you still coming up at the start of December? If so, what date? Only I got some seabass fillets to totally do my speciality dish what I didn't do the last time on account of us going out for a curry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I emailed Sweary the train times.
Hell yeah! First weekend in December.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Oh God, she'll never see it unless I tell her!
Which day? Friday or Saturday?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Coming up Friday after work and back home sunday afternoon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Excellent. Fish on a Friday it is, then!
Curry and Tap on Saturday. Unless there's a band on at Bubbles worth catching.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

WooHoo! : )))

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Yeah, but who's parts have you been around, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I'm drinking wine, waiting for chilli to cook, and listening to The Mission.
In the dark. Because I'm a goth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I had chili last night, my friend cooked it, it was like bolognase, sad times :(
I found Westerns cider, three litres for £5.50 in Tesco, sounds like a bargain. I've had five almost-pints and I reckon there's less than half a carton left, they've short-changed me and no mistaking it. I've got a new satnav, I'm tempted to hunt them down and feed them their foil packaging with the annoying half-pint at the bottom you can never get.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I am a twat.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

My measurement of litres vs pints.
I've got approx 6 pints in the box, thought I had about twelve. Rubbish maths, particularly now I'm totally drunk,
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I'm cooking salmon and veg and couscous
because I'm middle class.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Tomorrow I shall be eating gravel with a grass garnish, washed down with a glass of dog piss.
Because I'm unemployed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Tomorrow I shall be in Nottingham learning about how best to carry out risk assessments on the concentration of lead in soils.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

My Dad's side of the family hail from Nottingham.
I still have a great aunt who lives there and second cousins I've never ever met, at least not knowingly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Perhaps you're related to DF.
Wouldn't that be fun?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

No. Not really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

met had sex with
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

had to cancel a date because i am ILL
so i am now stuck at work, when i should have gone home at 9, and blah blah blah beaker beaker beaker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Fuck that, he should be there massaging your feet and making homemade chicken soup and running you a hot Radox bath.
What a prick, what did you ever see in him in the first place?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)

it's a third date, noelly
i get crotchety when i am sick, and his ministrations would just irritate me.

and i am vegetarian.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

+ who loves teh cock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

right now my throat is too sore for that
but i'll put it on tomorrow's to-do list.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Fucking hell your life is tragic.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)

he is one of the 3 guys that i am currently debating
and i like my job. the cold is unfortunate, but i don't think it counts as tragic.

i mean, we're not talking a cracked fence panel or a slug-eaten tomato here, al.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Yeah, mass-debating!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

that's an 8th date activity, dg
shame on you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Not in my fucking book it isn't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

You were doing it in the kitchen that time I came round for dinner

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Yeah, I wasn't expecting you to arrive so early.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

well
your book is a SLAG!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

hahaha

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Christ, if you're awesome enough to have three guys on the go one would have though you'd have found Mr Right years ago.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

i am sure i did
and bished it up. i get cold feet about commitment!

which is why the guy i like best is worse than i am, probably.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Don't tire yourself out, now.
Just go home!!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

i know but i have a report to finish
and online shopping for the boy's birthday (that is still a confusing situ and i don't really know what's going on, but he sent me such a beautiful present that i have to get him something, gah)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Argh Christmas presents.
Nightmare. I have to start thinking about those soon :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Oh man that sucks
I thought your boss was sending you home because you were plague-y?
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

he did
i fought for my right to stay and work until IT brought me a laptop so i could work from home - i am just so busy at the moment, being off sick will only mean i have to work the weekend. and i have a horrid cold, but it's not serious, and there's noone in my room as the trainee IS off sick, so i couldn't see the harm.

IT couldn't get me a laptop until about 2.30pm, by which point i had scheduled a v important meeting at 4pm and it didn't seem fair to ask my boss to go, so i had to stay. now i am just catching up, as i might as well finish this shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I am also DYING. I don't know if I mentioned that before.
My throat closed up earlier, meaning my voice completely died. Then I had a nice hot curry and it all got better, and now I can't breathe again. Which is nice.

I think a hot bath is calling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I'm sat here worried about the fact I'm running out cigarettes.
My supply from Krakow is dwindling.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)

The last cigarette I had was on Saturday night.
I didn't think about it until you just mentioned it. Awesome.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Oh man, you just lost the game.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

The cigarette game.
Fortunately I have no tobacco in the house. Part two of the Occasional-Smoker's Handbook is complete.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I don't play The Game myself
but I love reminding people about it. Mainly because I'm evil.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

The Game is one of two things.
A pointless buddy-boy thought-experiment which proves all contenders to be massive wankers, or a pointess buddy-boy rap-experiment who proves all purchasers to be massive wankers.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

and a book by some dick
who fucks around a lot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

who claims to fuck around a lot. I reckon it's bullshit.
Lucrative bullshit that taps in to a large and unexploited market of saddos who are desperate to get laid.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

meh. I might jack in the swotting up on wealth management and read Tropic of Cancer instead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'm uploading pictures of hippy homes from this morning
and debating whether to watch I'm A Celebrity and risking hating myself of sticking my Studio 60 DVD on.

I'm so exciting these days.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

How old are you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

127

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

That's ok then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Thank God
Is it OK that I just laughed at You've Been Framed? Because it feels dirty. And not in a good way.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I am dying of hunger, slowly and surely.
May also watch some telly or something in a bit. Wednesday night, hardcore.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Again, how old are you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

It's more to do with being poor
and my friends being all coupley and homey and blah. Moving soon though, so I should then be able to be slightly richer, but just as boring.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

If by some amazing good luck I actually find myself part of a couple again I promise never to forget my single friends.
THIS I SWEAR!!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

yeah
but what you will do is forget to invite them to stuff and/or accidentally make them feel a bit awkward when everyone's all coupley. You know that, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Nope!
Actually I've been very lucky with my friends who are in couples. It's always been very easy to forget I'm single when mixing with them.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

even at about 2-3am
when house parties turn into a mass of people cuddling up to their partners and going to sleep? That always makes me sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Not really.
Drugs made us all cuddly with each other. It was akin to an orgy but with our clothes still on.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

That was in the past though.
Current friends just aren't like that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That's one of my favourite things about doing bumbles.
The raving part is great, don't get me wrong, but it flies by. Best bit is always back at someone's gaff, hot sweet tea, spliffs and coming down. Taxi home at 6 am, asleep by 9 am then up at 12.

I miss all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I enjoyed it all but I don't miss it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I very much miss it.
But I am too old, too skint and my short to medium term memory is too damaged to go back to those heady days of speckled Mitsubishi's, skunk and raving.

One time, after I went to see Unklesounds DJing (James Lavelle had missed his plane so it was only Rich File) I had way too many bumbles. Mega strength shit. I walked about three miles back to my mate's gaff and collapsed outside.

Great night all in all, when Rich File played Hand to Phone by Adult. the whole fucking place went off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Cool story.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

There is way more to it than that.
The full tale involves an extremely cute cloakroom girl, throwing up while in the queue because I was coming up hard, having to remain calm in front of the bouncers, walking through Aberdeen at 4 am and it being daylight, dancing to breakbeat, recovering from the ordeal and a five hour train journey home with that burned out, empty headed feeling that only high grade ecstasy comedowns can give you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Amazing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)

It is really but hard to explain to someone who doesn't partake.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

same can be said for larp

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I used to partake.
However even when I did I struggled with the anecdotes of others.

I am in a shit mood this evening. Ignore whatever I say.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Wassup mate?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Been for brain scans today - never a pleasant experience and reminds me of my epilepsy, which I typically am able to forget on a day to day basis.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Sorry! I forgot you mentioned it.
It's people like you that remind me I should MTFU and count my blessings.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I don't mind so much, I'm guilty of coupleyness myself.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Just buy porridge, brown rice, kidney beans and milk.
This will see you through and porridge is amazing and properly leaves you stuffed. The above is what I'm living on for the next two weeks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

^ top nutritional advice here ^
Have some veg at least FFS - it's not exactly expensive if you get it from the right place
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'm only hungry because I'm waiting for stuff to cook.
Although I did only have a Twix for supper last night, so perhaps I should give the righteous indignation a rest after all.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

i just had my tea
and I'm full, but I still want to eat. NOt sure what's going on there.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Hollow leg syndrome.
I get it now and then.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I am eating breadsticks whilst supper cooks. Something mildly addictive about them - probably the crunchiness

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

i don't think I could physically fit in any more rice cakes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I think you meant to type "supper" rather than "tea"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

nope. Tea
I am northern
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Sorry to hear that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

only give me sympathy for living in wales

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

PMT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

nah
the wrong time for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

It was Barry's dietary suggestions I was responding to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Oh right
oops
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Best thing for students is soup bulked up by rice or pasta.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Lentils baby, massive starchy nutritional bulk.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Lentil curry is one of my favourite things ever, couple of wraps or chapati, sorted.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Egg curry is also good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I forgot lentils.
I love lentils.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

soup bulked up by rice or pasta. to get a job and purchase proper food.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I worked when I was a student. I just spent it all on beer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

At least you had the cash to make the choice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Someone ask a question
I want to answer things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

What is the square root of 78?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

8. something?
8.7 ish?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

damn 8.83

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Fucked if I know but you got your question.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

i feel better for it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

The result of a true square root is supposed to be a whole number
The SR of 78 = 8.83176087
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

for a guess, I wasn't all that far off

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

It was a v good guess, tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)