Baldmonkey is one of our nation's best thinkers.
It's taken months of research by the likes of SSG to summarize that the great Baldmonkey is only fully understood and appreciated, once the reader is of a high enough level of intellect.
I will always recommend Baldmonkey for Mod. Regardless of the board.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yes dear.
*stops talking to obvious comedy account*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

As long as he keeps on the SSRIs
This is partially true. I'm not even going to play the "but he's lovely in person, really" because that's a bit like a serial rapist's wife going "but he's really not that kind of person"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

yeah
if the serial rapist were weird and pointless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Which, you know, they probably are.
Being serial rapists and all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Surely they must have one point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

They have a point:
to keep raping until they get caught.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

weird, yes
pointless - not the word i would use!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I think we may be interpreting pointless differently, but I take your...erm...point.
I was thinking in terms of their point as adding anything worthwhile to the planet by their existence.

Edit: Did it really just take me three attempts to type exitence properly? yes it did.

Edit Eidt: Oh, for fuck's sake.

Edit Edit Edit: 'Eidt'? That's it, I give up.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

They've upped the rape stats. That must count for something.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I love your ability to find the positive in everything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black, tangles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I think they can be cashed in for a discount at Millets.
Cheap balaclavas ahoy!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)