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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright Chubsters?
Popular B3tan JMG hasn't had a look at QOTW in months.
Is it still shit? Have the levels of lies upped or is it depressing?

I come from better internet, in peace. Come to learn from the underclass so as to guard against similar loners on /talk.



Thank you for your replies.
No fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:31, 103 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Alright JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Aye, canny..
Third in the league and almost got all my Christmas presents in.
Also we seem to have gotten rid or at least distracted all the fat people who moan about stuff away from /talk, which is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Football league?
Football is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Now, now..
National game. Everybody loves a bit of the old football.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Not really my thing. I prefer rugby union.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Wait, I thought Darth was the massive geh?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)
He is. He likes football.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Well, that was straight to the point.
I'm actually at a loss for any sort of worthwhile response, so...

You smell.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Allow me to be the voice of reason here
All sports involving men chasing one another around a field and then showering together are inherently gay. In fact, there are only one or two non-gay sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such...
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
And Chess.
No communal showers there.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
That's a board game, not a sport.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Yes dear.
*insert patronising statement here*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
yeah not a real sport, unlike SCATCH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
/OT and /Talk are friends now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)
We are like the two divorced parents getting together with all our offspring
There is some fighting and hair pulling, but we all watch TV together with a glass of milk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)
We are?
I thought it was just that the nice one from there wandered over here once in a while because /talk had become shit and full of baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)
There's NOTHING "shit" about Baldmonkey.
He's an Officer and a Gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Is this something to do with hamsters?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)
If you carefully re-read my post Mr. G
you'll see I said "shit and full of baldmonkey" not "shit because it's full of baldmonkey although the two may, or may not, be related I was not making any such claim.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)
baldmonkey came over here the other day and was actually coherent and conversational.
I was fucking amazed.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)
As with many people it's clear he can do it when he tries
From what I've seen of his input on /talk, it's clear he often doesn't which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Baldmonkey is one of our nation's best thinkers.
It's taken months of research by the likes of SSG to summarize that the great Baldmonkey is only fully understood and appreciated, once the reader is of a high enough level of intellect.
I will always recommend Baldmonkey for Mod. Regardless of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Yes dear.
*stops talking to obvious comedy account*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)
As long as he keeps on the SSRIs
This is partially true. I'm not even going to play the "but he's lovely in person, really" because that's a bit like a serial rapist's wife going "but he's really not that kind of person"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)
yeah
if the serial rapist were weird and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Which, you know, they probably are.
Being serial rapists and all.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Surely they must have one point

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
They have a point:
to keep raping until they get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
weird, yes
pointless - not the word i would use!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I think we may be interpreting pointless differently, but I take your...erm...point.
I was thinking in terms of their point as adding anything worthwhile to the planet by their existence.

Edit: Did it really just take me three attempts to type exitence properly? yes it did.

Edit Eidt: Oh, for fuck's sake.

Edit Edit Edit: 'Eidt'? That's it, I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
They've upped the rape stats. That must count for something.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I love your ability to find the positive in everything

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black, tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I think they can be cashed in for a discount at Millets.
Cheap balaclavas ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
The boards were united in a beautiful ceremony a couple of weeks ago
Legless was kind enough to play the part of vicar, bringing us together in unmitigated contempt of one of his QOTW answers.

Since then we've all pretty much turned on Quentin. He's probably fat, have a pop JMG.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Chances are heart disease will beat me to that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)
No, seriously, have a go
It's great fun, and internet bullying has never got anyone into trouble ever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)
reportin you to the police now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is clearly a case for INTERNET LAWYERMAN.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)
what's the laws on internet bullying? soemone got sent down for it didn't they?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
They did indeed
It was someone who was posting deeply hurtful and insensitive comments on FB pages set up to mourn deceased relatives etc. The internet did a collective sharp intake of breath when he was sentenced, then just got on with antagonising itself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
To secure a conviction the victim (you) would need to commit suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
workin on it, i've been rubbing my arteries with a spoon ain't much happenin tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
JMG
*firm handshakes*

Has /talk got any better again? I gave up more or less permanently after the couple-of-months continuous bearing car crash that was Mono and b_m's latest excursion off the meds.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
as if
you just wanted to try and get my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I already had it.
But, yeah, that too.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
sorry, what?
are you still here?

who are you again?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
nope.


Edit - stop editing your replies in such a way that to make mine make no sense. I can manage that on my own quite well, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
wait, come back
don't leave me...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
It's OK, sweetie
I'm back from the hospital so not in work this afternoon. I'm probably not really going anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
why were you in hospital? more hockey related wounds??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Just the next stage of the face/teeth rebuild thing.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
that does not sound like much fun
does this mean i have to be nice to you?

erm....

xxx?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Meh, fun is relative.
I now have "fixed" teeth for the first time in 2 years. Progress.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
It's only gay if your balls touch.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
You're one of us now...
one of us, one of us, one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Once you go offtopic you never go back.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
This is true!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
There's far more easy fat chicks on off topic that's for sure!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I've seen the flickr pics of /talk bashes and I beg to differ.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Oh hang on! you said easy. I concurr.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
AA's bagged/banged a few of them, that just says it all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Oi
I am neither easy nor a chick.

OK, I'm not a chick.

On Thursdays.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
You don't go to bashes so you don't count.
I have to keep reassuring people you are real.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Is "reassuring" really the right word?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
It has ass in it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
fo' sho.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This place has bored me over to /talk on many an occasion.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Doll Dagga Buzz Buzz Ziggety Zag
which I believe is Goth for "Take us to your MDs"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Marilyn Manson is not, never was and most likely, never will be a Goth.
This is all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Aint he what every aspiring american goffick kid wants to be *
*possibly several years out of date
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
We're down to just the one nonce, now.
Who's taken to trying to find new friendships with second accounts he's made.
It's a very good way of keeping an eye on him.


As above, I think we've gotten rid of 90% of the fat moaning and food threads. It's all looking chipper at the GMoS Memorial Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
GmoS. Alwayz in r harts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
He saved the Jews.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Please advise us oh great JMG
Based on your /talk experience how the hell do we permanently get rid of the main twat on /OT?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
waht rachelswipe? LOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Only last month a user who'd be particularly upset and fat had his mother on /talk to confront us all.
Parents is clearly the key, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
What, seriously? You're joking, right?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Hi JMG, wanna play SCATCH?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Please, please let that be true.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
it is true i saw it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
No offence
but you're what the legal profession would describe as "an unreliable witness"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)
i ent never lied about nothing, i definitely did saw it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
speaking as a member of said legal profession
that is NOT how we would describe him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

said legal profession claims direct.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
ooh you nasty little bitch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
how would a property lawyer describe me then?
two up, two downs, slight damp patches in the basement? would suit professional couple, current inhabited by gay loner
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
pointless and pathetic

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
How do you know it was his mother?
It might have been him pretending to be his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
she signed up with a username xxx's mum
and i could smell her lactating
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Fuck me, that's an urgent page for Dr Freud, right there.
the Narcissistic Oedipus complex. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I am sorry I missed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
haha yeah! klass that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
In a rare case of our mothers being right,
If you ignore them they go away.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
This is very true
I do wish people would learn this rather than constant winging.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
tru dat bro

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
it is a bit harsh though
anyone who wants to act like that clearly is either so socially retarded or so mentally retarded that they deserve pity.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)
thx bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I played my music too loud, that's why my mother went away.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Don't do it JMG!
You'll only get the blame!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

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