my 18th was shit too
my oxford entrance exam was the very next day. we all went to the pub and i ordered my first legal round.

mine was a diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Diet coke is shit, that's why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

But you got in yeah?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah, she had her passport
Oh, you mean Oxford
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Border controls were harsh in them days

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

OIK control

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

pub? yes
big boobs = easy to get served

oxford? no

fucking useless fuckers. not that i am still bitter or anything... no, i LOVED my time at london, wouldn't change a thing.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I felt sorry for you and thought what a beakering cunt all in the same post there.
You sure stir up some emotions swipey.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

it's funny because
of my many, many thousands of beakering posts... i didn't actually think that was one of them. ah well.

and i had a good night really, all my mates were there, and they were drinking happily.

why don't we just agree: it wasn't beakering, and there was no need to feel sorry for me, but i AM a cunt?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I feels how I feels.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

slightly squidgy around the middle
and hard in certain areas when the wind changes direction?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Dunno love, never met you never mind touched you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

half a cider and a packet of pork scratchings could change all that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I ain't that easy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)