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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It must have been 1979, which I think was a particularly hot year. In any event, as the pictures attest my parents seem to have allowed me to spend my entire birthday party stark naked, those were the days. Maybe I should re-enact this at my next birthday gathering, what do you think?
I think my last birthday was the worst, I'd just split up with my girlfriend and decided to do the walking/camping holiday I'd planned with her on my own, over the weekend of my birthday (a bank holiday).
I knackered myself on the first day by trying to walk too far with too much kit. On the second day I was barely fit to drag myself to the nearest bus stop for the 2 hour wait for a Sunday bus.
I took the bus to Lyme Regis but couldn't find B&B accommodation at short notice and didn't feel up to the walk to the nearest camp site so got the train home a day early (£50 penalty fair).
The next day was my birthday, so I was alone, tired, aching and skint in my flat and all my friends had made other plans because I had told them I'd be away. In the end I did get one mat to come over for a bit but it really was the grimmest birthday I can remember.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Luckily I'm not too bothered about birthdays, it was just a shit weekend that happened to include my birthday. On the up side the next one almost has to be better.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
The long version is worse and possibly funnier, it involves trekking through the mist on an A Road in gathering darkness and throwing myself into the hedge whenever some head lights approach and also having to stand in the camp-site showers (thank god they had some) for 20 minutes before the hot water loosened my seized up leg muscles enough to let me stagger to a nearby pub for some dinner.
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