So you did write this knock off nme music review.
Sorry, you ripped off a book that you say is important but made it look like a weak media student attempt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haha!
*sits down with popcorn*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Budge over, I want to see this too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

*proffers popcorn*
Rub my feet will you?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

No probs.
*Grabs massive handful of popcorn with one hand*
*gives half-hearted foot rub with the other*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You can pick that scab on my big toe if you want : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)

*vomits copiuosly*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

if you get it off in one piece,
Can I eat it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

You're welcome to it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)

It's not a knockoff NME review.
And the style is deliberately gauche. I wrote it as a nod to the Batemanism of the building.

So your story is that you didn't get the joke and you don't really know what you're talking about.

Bravo that man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

wait are you trollin,
cos we hatin!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

i'm so glad you put me right!
i was so wrong before, i'd lost my way i guess.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

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Well done you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)