I was thinking of what to have for lunch today, and then I read this
www.b3ta.com/talk/7382206
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:18, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Black pudding it is, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

+ lentil dall and ketchup

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Oh Battered. That is wrong, wrong, wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah, brown sauce with dhall you tit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

* is sick in mouth *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

he should eat a phaal and cautarise the wound

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

You should eat a dick and fuck off.


lol jk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Well this is at least a step up from you wishing my death
I'll take it as a positive*


*Yeah HIV positive LOL!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

That really made me want to go and have a shit
That or the coffee I'm mainlining.

Good morning chumps and chumpettes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Good day, guv'nor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

My appetite is back!
Cheers Rory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

On the other hand, totally trumped your squits from last week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The trouble started when you trumped.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah totally mate
I doff my cap in deference to your superior arse trauma.

ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I had a brilliant
splatterhouse last week after a work do. There are two things that set off my IBS, and that's beer and coconut. We had a Thai meal and I drunk lots of beer. Fun!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

There must be a Saudi Prince who'd pay good money for slurry like that to be deposited on his face
Gonz should make tentative enquiries at the Saudi Embassy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

He should post them a sample.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

In instances like this it's both quality, quantity and pungency
Best to send a flask of it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Good plan
Thermos will retain the "straight-from-the-ass" warmth too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

On the other hand, I just picked up the new super mario, so it's swings'n'roundabouts really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Is it set in a playground?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

a playground covered in shit and blood?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

 
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

speechless here is an achievement.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I might nick it for my sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

 

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*wipes tears of mirth from eyes*
POTyear
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

'Saw 8' really plumped new depths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)