I appreciate that I'm in an awful mood
but this really is just the worst thread I've ever seen. Apart from being in spectacularly poor taste, even by our standards, it just doesn't make any fucking sense.

So my answer, as I'm on a roll, is Quentin Oftiweak, beaten to death by manic depressives wielding copies of the OED and raging about syntax.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Surely it's only in poor taste if Amberl did actually kill hereself.


She didn't did she?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I bloody hope not
I actually meant that starting a thread about suicide is just fucking shit. Especially since there are actually several manic depressives posting.

Again, my judgement is skewed because I'm in a horrible state and am probably just taking it out on Gary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

They don't have to post here.
And posting here is about the worst place for someone who is actually depressed to post. Don't get me wrong, I'm sympathetic to those suffering from depression, much as I'm sypathetic to those suffering from cancer and AIDS, but I'm still going to post jokes about depressed people killing themselves, much as I am about cancer and AIDS.

To suggest anything otherwise shows a marked lack of understanding of how this website works.

In other news, I bought a null modem serial cable today to connect my computer to my freeview box. How rock and roll am I.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I don't need your validation BGB.

But I like it none the less.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Erm... very, VERY rock'n'roll
Yeah.

You're probably right, on another day I might well have just thought "what a twat" instead of losing my rag.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

he's just boring dude
doesn't incite madness or hatred or depression.

just the occasional disappointed yawn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'm just in a fucking horrible mood today
Look, a whole post without pandering or requesting a titgaz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

could be worse
you could be quentin. see, that cheered you up.

huh, and i thought he didn't have ANY use. who knew.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Hey, that has cheered me up a bit!
Titgaz please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

you've seen it all before

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I actually haven't
Please don't underestimate my shockingly low magic number
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

tahts an odd way to commit suicide

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I just don't believe you can be trusted to do anything right Gary

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)