They're in need of the proposed ban on advertising aimed at under 16s.
Bless her heart, my daughter laughs at the ads for plastic shit on TV and cries 'rubbish, Daddy'. Ironically her Kentish family have probably bought it all for her for Christmas.

Alt: I need charity myself, fuck off am I contributing to one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:15, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What would be absolutely fantastic
is if she opens all that plastic shit on xmas day when she's with her pikey family, and proclaims it all to be 'fucking shit', and asks for a book or a jigsaw puzzle instead.

Up until the point where they use it to stop you seeing her again, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I'd love to see that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Proper You've Been Framed moment.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

SARA
Shoreditch
Antique
Restoration
Association
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*shakes walking stick*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That'll be Parkinson's, I'm afraid.
Sorry to be the bearer...
As if the ol' codger didn't have enough problems.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

We are doing a 50/50 on cheap plastic shite and good stuff
I have bought a proper old school doll's house and furniture for my daughter. I think she'll love it! To balance this, the boy has a sit-in Lightning McQueen car
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

So, which child do you love the most then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

The one that buys Daddy his gin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)