I'm seeing my chum Yeti tonight,
daughter tomorrrow, lunch with Lusty's family Sunday.

I've yet to have lunch but think it'll be spaghetti hoops on toast, but made with wholemeal pittas as I've no other bread. Literally. I have 24p.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

NICE 1!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

oh dear, I have £24k in a bank account that I'm not sure what to do with
I hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

That reminds me, I need to lend my sister a grand.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

*adjusts female clothing*
I cannot believe it - it looks like I'm actually going to pull this scam off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Haha.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Electric shock therapy to 'cure' homosexuality is £23,999.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I assume you can administer this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

He can buy himself a Yorkie on the way to the hospital then.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)

HOLD THE PHONE!!! LUNCH IS BACK ONNNNNN!!!!!!
www.london24.com/news/food_waste_pledge_at_trafalgar_square_free_lunch_event_1_1130311
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)