I'm stuck in the lab
no lunch for me. This weekend I will mainly be helping tennis boy move in to his flat and single-handedly assembling his flat pack furniture because he is rubbish. Oh and I shall also be going to the Christmas market again, meeting up with my parents and attempting not to get attacked by chavs this time.
(berk, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm trying to make some sort of smutty euphamism out of "flat pack furniture" but I can't

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Bless you for trying though.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

unless he's got a cock like an allen key, of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

An average Allen key

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

It's all about the bend.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Paul Weller

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

nice fella.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Mine's like a Phillips screwdriver
And that, children, is why you should never experiment sexually with pencil sharpeners.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

He can't even do Ikea assembly?
That really is rubbish.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

must be some sort of nonce prick i reckon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Bollocks.
Nonces are top-notch at DIY. Otherwise they'd never lure the kids to their "treehouses"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWWED

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)