The worst thing about being British is being lumped in with the Scots, the Irish and the Welsh
I think we should seriously consider "giving independence" to large parts of the North too. Actually, sod it, Devolution for London! We should be a city state in out own right and keep the Riff Raff out.

Edited to add: "Ankh-Morpork" anyone?

Alt: No.

AltAlt: Clunge
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You could call it the Twatican City

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And we could rename Newcastle as "Massive Shite"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Suits me, I don't live there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

In that case, we could call it "Sportscows Mums Vagina"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

+Direct Arena

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Pffft.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm going to buy the naming rights and call it the TGB Arena

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion Sporto
Best not to give in to it, eh?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Every time someone calls him that
I'm reminded of one of my favourite films.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Which one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Anyone?
*looks round for Darth*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

The 300
I am SPORTO
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Nope.
Breakfast Club
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Love that film but have evidently not seen it in so long.
I so wanted to be Bender.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Move to Norwich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I think you missed the 'a'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

+rse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

And here was me thinking that was so easy no one would do it.
Silly me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Easy as a Foxtrot on a common

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*not enough to do on a Friday afternoon high fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*right back at ya*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

That's my boy friend you're talking about, you do know that?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I wondered why he'd stopped returning my calls....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

You just ain't got the 'tache, sister!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I thought it must be something like that..

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I thought you were his adoptive mother.
Which interestingly make you Quentin's adoptive grandmother.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

*looks round*
Yep, this is definitely still b3ta....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Point.
But what's a boy to do? He's called Bender at the end of the day and he was the coolest. I was always sad when they made Alison all respectable and normal, I thought she should have gone off with Bender or the geek boy. See also: Not going off with Ducky at the end of Pretty in Pink.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Haha!
OK. Each to their own, CQ.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Absolutely, enjoy your hovel and you wasteland old boy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I shall do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Good man, I shall enjoy my rat-infested hell-hole of a city with it's stupid prices, crappy air quality and wall-to-wall wankers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

And I shall take the whippet (King Charles Spaniel) out t'neet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I shall be standing guard over my son's bed to keep the rats away.
Tomorrow we scavenge for food.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Bloody luxury

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Rats make good eatin'

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Pigeons more so
...and whippets
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Y'can't go eatin' whippets man!
What'll keep you warm at night? Boil yer flat cap in stead, or better still sell it to some bloody hipster to wear while riding his 'fixie' and getting in my fucking way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Deal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)

*spits, shakes*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)