I walked past a Lush shop once and the stench was so overpowering there's no way on earth I could go in.
Worse even than the perfume bit of Selfridges - or HimJim's sitting room as he slumped in his own excrement playing 'computer games' on the weekend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:54, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll let you know I was playing 'computer games'
in the games room. Sitting Room... Ptchah!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Games room? How common.
Has it got a brick-built bar in the corner and a globe drinks cabinet?

I'll bet it does.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Why would it have both?
Clearly you've not thought this through.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

lush makes me sneeze
it also makes me want to eat the stuff in the window, even though i know it's made of soap. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

My sisters friend past out in the covent garden store

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

does she have a Tiny Temper?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yes, but a MASSIVE MINGE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Pass Out is a song by Tinie Temper

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Incredibly, I am actually aware of this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

its the one that goes 'doodly-doo doodly-doo'
dododododod, ddiididididdo,dodododo didididido
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I think the trouble is, everything smelt the same after a white.
And it's all raped up in individual cases and then in a bag that's raped up and my flat _still_ smells of Lush.

Better than fag smoke I suppose.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

hahahaha all raped up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)