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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just burped and trumped at the same time.
What's the chances of that happening?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Depends.
Are you a 33 year old telecomms engineer from Norwich?

Then the odds are about 1:1
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
shame no-one was there to see it really, no way of proving it ever happened

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR??

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Fuckin' do 'im Blousie.
Here, gimme your bag to hold.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
As a no good stinking thief I can see when other people are trying it on.
Fair play for the opportunism though Jeff, the old "holding her handbag" is a classic move.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
you're on form this evening.
That's twice you've made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
nah jus pointing out that your by yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Forever Alone

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
We'll always have the pier b3th.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
That was a magical time, Blousie.
A simpler, easier time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
No you won't. I was there.
So that taints that memory.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Stop putting yourself down.
You're fucking worse than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I'm joking though.
It isn't every day I get to take the ladies of OT right up the promenade.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
What ladies?
There was only me, Blousie and Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You're right.
It isn't every day I get to take the ladies crack whores of OT right up the promenade
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
omg did you hear about amberl? she killed herself cos rachelswipe bullied her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
or was it someone else? fucked if i care

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
That's nothing!
I got killed by CQ, and now he's wearing my skin like a dress.

You'll be fucking sorry when Amberl gets back, she's well hard innit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
i reckon i'd do CQ in a dress made of your skin, sounds hawt
she can't be that hard if she killed herself over a bit of light hearted ribbing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Neither event is purely random, so any estimate would be meaningless.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)

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