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Fuck off are ya
Who's playing then? Eh? Eh?
At the moment I'm into my job, because I have absolutely no choice but to be. I'm also into losing weight, which is a nice change. And fisting. Always the fisting.
Morning everyone.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:12,
3 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Morning,
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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How do squire?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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Tip top thanks good sir.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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Arsenal vs some other ghastly oiks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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GERMANS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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Excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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Wear your best armbands.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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I always do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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Can't he swim?
Or does he explode on contact with water?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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Only if it's holy water
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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OK... am still somewhat confused, old boy
This is a bit like me announcing that I'm off to a Robbie Williams concert. Or a non-gay swingers' party.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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Corporate ligging.
I have managed to persuade the old recidivist to suckle from the corporate teat.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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Right, so, you've scored corporate hospitality at a club you don't support
and have decided that the best way to make a good impression is to take Monty along and put beer in him.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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This^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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Light the touch paper and retire.
Got my firm's tickets. Got 'em Boxing Day and New Year's Day too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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Maybe it will be like Meat Loaf in the director's box at Anfield
in the 51st State.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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I like this
Not least because you have just called Monty a fat bastard who's prone to spontaneous combustion
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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Only inadvertently
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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+" "
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:32,
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I intend to make the poor man rue this decision for the rest of his miserable life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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Not for long then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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26 hours and counting.
I am heavily armed and have a nasty temper.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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The lure of gratis lager is to strong to resist.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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That is certainly understandable
I wouldn't personally go to a Williams gig even if there was free (and obligatory) cocaine at the door, but I suppose a football match is easier to ignore
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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Fuck it I'd go to see Bronski Beat in Birmingham if someone offered me a free half of Fosters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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I don't believe you
Bronski Beat? Perhaps. Birmingham? Passable, as long as you were blindfolded between the car and the gig. Fosters? Get to fuck
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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You sir, are right on the button today
Fosters? *shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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I was trying to imagine the worst thing ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Fosters tastes of nothing at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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You say it best
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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Allow me to adapt your original post
Bronski Beat Oasis, supported by Suede
Birmingham Derby, obviously
Fosters Fosters
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:35,
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One of my pals was a guitar tech for Suede
The poor cunt had to see them literally hundreds of times. I met Brett Anderson at a party once. Worst prick ever. He was wearing a fucking kimono.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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THIS is when you take your sword
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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I really fucking hate that twat
Whenever I need a favour from my best mate I remind him that my affection for him didn't waver when he revealed that Dog Man Star is his favourite album
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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I've seen some incredible gigs in Birmingham
But I've never drunk Fosters at any of them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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Morning Monsieur Foxtrot.
Glad to hear the call centre is still working out;-)
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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Morning Herr Stunned
I shall take your jibe in good humour, as I used to work in a call centre and you have done me the good favour of reminding myself that I don't any more. This comparison makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I make it :-)
How's you?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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I am well, mate.
I have a dull morning today though.
Just thought I'd pop on here seeing as Monters was actually mentioning that he is going to the so-ker.
Wanted to make sure everyone was giving him the abuse he clearly deserves.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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He deserves the abuse regardless of his evening's activities
Must admit I'm insanely jealous. Never seen a CL match live, for obvious reasons.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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