perhaps she's the one who shares his quarter of a million pound wagepacket.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

we do not, she works in accounts. badly.
she's on the payroll
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I'm choosing to believe you, but will only continue if you give me a job.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

what can you do? we're after part time telesales people but I assume that's not your kind of thing?
I might be binning some staff early next years so could have positions available in accounts or admin?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm an analyst, I've worked with telephony and website analytics.
I do forecasting and performance monitoring. In my other screen I have the most expensive health database in the world which I'm playing around with and have full access to.

That said, I'd never work in fucking telesales.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

meh, nor does he
unless he gets a shift on the drive-in window, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

crikey your awful bitter, somebody needs to bust your craw before you get the screaming ab dabs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I couldn't imagine a more soulless way to make a living
than having to ring people up and ask them if they want to buy some shit that they don't really need.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

that's why we only hire part timers to do it, mums who don't mind doing it for a few hours a couple of days a week
fairly lucrative if you get the right people
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Young mothers are a bit of a gold mine for us as well.
They prefer to work part time or split shifts which fits into some of our call peaks. Without wasting our time when they're we're not busy. And they still get to pick up their kids from school etc.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION FIVE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)