I'd go for Blue Peter during prime Ellis period.
for two reasons. Firstly, Janet Ellis circa 1986. Yeah, you fucking would. Secondly, if I'd been there and taking sensible precautions* circa 1988 - no cat-faced word-strangler Sophie Ellis-Bextor

*by which I mean aiming for the tits or the face, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

But if you were careless
We might have ended up with Sophie Ellis-Badger
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

yeah, but I can guarantee she wouldn't be able to sing
so you'd have been spared Spiller and theaudience.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

But without theaudience
I would have been bored one evening back in 1996 or possibly 1997.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

harsh times.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

i would have been 4 at the time, could get a stiffy but couldnt do anything about it.
I could not get my side dine or even know there was a side to get done. Plus it would have been peadophilia

Bit yeah, taking that into mind, I still would.

(donno who she is but I presume she's dit)

The girl in the corner shop scores the road looks like a late-30s year old conny Huck (the Indian one) and by Christ she would Get It, however she wants.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I was talking about going back at my age now
I think that was the point of the post. I'm not sure Janet Ellis would have been up for 11 year old badger love.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

She is WELL dit.

( broadsword, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)