I don't understand why people spend so much money just to have somebody's genitals waved near to their face.
Some blokes go and spend hundreds.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

One of the lads in our place spent £500 in one night on dances
WTF?

Surely for £500 you could do anything you want to certain ladies parts all night, rather than just watch them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Five tons on a date would see you ensonced in a relationship
which would no doubt yield a far higher ratio of face to punani.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

This^
My jaw nearly hit the floor when he told me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I can have a decent weekend away for £500. Much more preferable.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Meh, some people would make a very solid distiction in a relationship
between a lap dance and fucking a hooker. That might be part of it. Also, people will pay £500 for things a lot less useful than a look at some tits and growler. Not really my thing but horses for courses, innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

This one girl offered me a dance for £15 instead of the usual £20
in a very suggestive manner. I cannot fathom why I'd pay a woman less attractive than my own girlfriend to get naked for me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Because you know that sooner or later your mrs will dump you and you will never even get close to being able to touch someone
even half as ugly as the hooker?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

...and I would want to expedite this dumping by paying a girl to strip for me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Your brain rarely makes logical decisions.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Says a lot about how opposed I was to the idea
that I resisted the offer despite being jeered by my mates and having several hours of drinking behind me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Perhaps if it was a bloke offering to strip for you things might have been different...?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Brilliant
I doff my cap to your Wildean wit and trailblazing originality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I know, I know...
Time to go home, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It was good wasn't it.
It's funny implying that you're gay, because a lot your hobbies could be construed as "not very macho" or even "effeminate" so even though you're going out with a girl who appears to have overlooked your earlier fondness for Manic Street Preacher style spraypainted T-Shirts, it could just be that she's a beard and your a closet homosexual. Which is where the joke lies.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It's every bit as funny now as it was the first time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

funny accurate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

It's like the gift that keeps on giving.
Just like your cock up a mans bumhole.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I might have to start marking again at this rate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

What would my last one have scored?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

6 probably
7 if I was feeling generous and took context into account.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I hate you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

No you don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

anyone willing to gyrate in knickers for £15 isn't worth seeing
I'd do it for £5
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)