I once was giving it some beans on the dancefloor in a really grotty club
when the sweaty dancers parted and I found myself face-to-face with my history teacher. I'm not sure who was more horrified - me, as I was 16 at the time and dancing like a slut with someone who he knew very well was not my boyfriend, or him, for being a 30-something man dancing like a twat to The Cure with someone half his age.
(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i'm gonna go with you on this one, he wasn't breakin any laws or acting like a sl;ut

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Harlot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

*rumbling bassline*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

And proud!

(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Cue Gonz...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Yay!
*requests titgaz*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm fairly sure I've got you on facebook
I'm sure there's enough material on there to keep you entertained.
(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I dont think you have me miss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

*signs up to Facebook immediately*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Show b3ta your bra again berk!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Old news dear
why not show them yours?
(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Both would be fine
No need to fight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Old dear
old bra.

/explanation
( Kroney, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

As if

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Now now
Let's stop this feudin' and a fussin'
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

WOMEN BE FALLING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Not as much as there could be

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Definitely the latter.
I saw one of my old form tutors about 2 years ago. He was out shopping with his wife, he's got to be 70.

I didn't say anything and as I walked past him he said, "Afternoon, 'Stunned." I was so taken aback I said, "Hello, Sir." I am nearly 40 years old!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I have had this happen to me as well
with my junior school headmistress, whilst I was working in WHSmith.
(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Yes, Miss. Thank you, Miss.
Hahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Was this in the old days when you were really porky?

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Bigger than I am now but not massive, no.

(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

How slutty are we talking here,
Facebook birthday party dress slutty?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Not quite that bad, no
I maintain that that picture made it look a lot, lot worse than it actually was.
(berk, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Its not as much fun when you beg for the pandering.

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Are they making you do "work experience" in ASDA to claim your JSA?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Too bloody right.
As a taxpayer.......zzzzzzzz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

No
I'm working part time.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)