I'm unaware of how I can showhorn a sexual activity into this as I've never been 'caught' having sex...
... in the resepct that every time I've had sex, all the people who have seen it was fully under the knowledge that I was having sex.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My dad caught me having sex once but didn't say anything at the time and I never knew.
I only found out sometime later cause he told my mates who were joking about it. The bald prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I was busted by my mother aged 17 when porking a student doctor
She scratched massive red lines down my back mid coitus and next morning en-route to the bathroom my Mam asked where they had come from as I had no t-shirt on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Was she jealous?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Too fucking right she was
No fuck for me that evening, I can tell you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Hahahaha.
No bitty?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Not even a gash flash
Fucking nun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

your mum was 17 and scratched your back?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Well I had scratched hers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)