I went to a party while at school
Thrown by a girl I knew fancied me. There was quite a bit of booze which probably explains why I have only the haziest idea how I ended up on her bed with her going at it as only horny 15 year olds can. Also why it took me some time to notice her boyfriend standing at the door glaring at us.

Probably also why, having noticed, I shrugged and carried on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:26, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That was YOU??!!
I dumped her not long after that party.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

so you fucked a 15 year old?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

he fucked a 15 year old Rory, and admitted it online, doesn't this site have a panic button?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

why do I come here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

cos no-one else will have you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

shutyourface

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

sorry i didn't mean to bully you rory, sorry rory

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I think when he's 15 as well it's like paedo jeopardy

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

still an offence, usually in this instance the male is put on the register and the female let off
not sure why the double standard there tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Not true. at least not your second point
There's no law difference for boys or girls. Technically, either could be charged with an offence but under the sexual offences act if it's truly consensual the Crown doesn't prosecute either.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

DONT POINT THAT OUT WE WANT TO BE INDIGNANT ABOUT A NONCE WHO HAS A TAILOR TAKE HIS OFF THE PEGS SUITS IN!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Sorry Al. won't happen again.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

NO YOUR WRONG HE'S A NONCE AND IS GOING TO JAIL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

He might well be.
but not for throwing it up a teenager when he was 15.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Fuck off dinosaur flid arms man.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

NO YOU FUCK OFF

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Nah, it was for what he got up to with that little girl he found on the street outside BGBs house at her last bash.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

For $50, this is a popular phrase intended to imply distrust...
*BUZZ*

What is "nonce in a schoolyard"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh Quentin
When I say "going at it", I am of course talking about playing Yahtzee.

With my tongue.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

actually you said 'on her bed with her gong at it' which implies her penis was fucking you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

*whistles innocently*
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

That wasn't her boyfriend, that was her dad.
You sick fuck.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

he's from norwich, same thing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

No further questions your honour

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

THis was in the vatican right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)