Oh dear...
uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/woman-gets-100-silicone-injections-to-have-the-world-s-biggest-lips.html
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:24, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She looks like she's attempting to swallow a baboon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

She looks fucking stupid is what she looks like.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

looks shopped and she was quite nice beofre, like this guy malcolm i work with but a lady, i'd totally fuck malcolm he likes nickleback and he's dead fit
he sahves his chest tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Shame, she used to be quite pretty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

She looks a bit boss-eyed on the before photo, imo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Yeah, but that's a small thing compared to the silly lips.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Fascinating
The idea that holding the title 'World's biggest lips' is in some way a good thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Especially if it's the lips you never kiss with.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I say!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Meh, still would.
Plus, when she gave me a gob job it'd be like getting a tit wank.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

tit wank is lower than gob job surely?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

but it'd be 2 for 1.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

meh true, never really had a boob wank, never seen the appeal
plus i got a little willy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Find a chick with a small chest.
Problem solved.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

but then they're not big enough to slide anything between? its a quandry for sure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

the boob to willy ratio does need to be quite specific
But like most things in life, if your willy is massive you won't have much trouble either way.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

i saw a man who had one like a horse that poor woman, he shot all over her, she could have drowned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

His willy was like a horse?
That doesn't sound right
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

it was so wrong, and he looked mentally backwards

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Matter of taste, and also technique with the latter and the size of the former.
When you are a man of the world son, you'll know these things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

mines too small to come out the top of the boobies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Shame, that can be the best bit.
Never mind, I'm sure it'll get bigger when you grow up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i hope so, i want to do it like the man on the internet and its between her boobies but shes sucking it as well but i'm not even half the one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I once saw a film on the internet where a man put his willy in a ladies mini and his balls up her bum!
At the same time! Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

flipping hell, what a world

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I know!
Although the sexiness of the situation was somewhat ruined by his colleagues comment of: "Aw nigga, freak dat bitch OUT!"

They say romance is dead, eh?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

it sounds lovely i bet she was grateful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Well she didn't seem to mind it much
I'm sure she would've said if she wasn't having a good time
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

yeah i'd probably let someone do the same if the price was right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I suppose there's always a positive spin to be put on such things.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

She might have a face like a cobbler's thumb...
but cheap shoe repairs!

Sunset, sunrise.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)