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Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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the light in chains just got sent down for kiddy fucking
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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It was a total miscarriage of justice
I'm not saying he's innocent, but that trial was a sham.
FREE THE B3TA ONE!!!!111!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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there should never have been a trial, he admitted it the only thing the judge was needed for was to pass sentence
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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This is not how the criminal justice system works
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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if you plead guilty you don't get tried
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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Boasting on the internet does not count as pleading guilty.
He should have appointed me as his lawyer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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You're engaging Quentin in a battle of wits, old boy
This is the internet equivalent of unleashing a katana upon a quadroplegic. You can probably get taken to INTERNET COURT for that
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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S'ok, my boredom will end in a couple of minutes
and I can replace it with anger as I shout at all the people hell-bent on colliding their vehicle with mine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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as far as i was concerned he admitted it on the same forum as the court was being held, thats as good as a guilty plea to me and i used to be a magistrate
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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Was that before or after you worked for BT?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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it was around the time of my 15th birthday last week
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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Cool! Did you get any good presents?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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I got a Nintendo Mega Drive!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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If you mean today in particular, the word "nadir" is the only one I can think of
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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I fail to see what Cypriot fraudsters have to do with this
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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shits and giggles
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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and giggles
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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shits and/or giggles, surely?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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only if your gonz :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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Oof!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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You're right!
as always TH.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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Merely an opinion dear boy
Good fucking god, I am very much NOT well. I'm considering letting people come round so they can pick what they want me to leave them in my will.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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Good grief!
What the dickens is up with you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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Oh, I exaggerate of course
On the cusp of nasty cold and mild flu. I'll live...
THIS TIME
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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Drink plenty of fluids.
Talk to darth, he's game.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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*straightens bowtie*
*buys cheap posies*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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She looks like she's attempting to swallow a baboon
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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She looks fucking stupid is what she looks like.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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looks shopped and she was quite nice beofre, like this guy malcolm i work with but a lady, i'd totally fuck malcolm he likes nickleback and he's dead fit
he sahves his chest tho
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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Shame, she used to be quite pretty.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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She looks a bit boss-eyed on the before photo, imo.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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Yeah, but that's a small thing compared to the silly lips.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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Fascinating
The idea that holding the title 'World's biggest lips' is in some way a good thing.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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Especially if it's the lips you never kiss with.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:36,
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I say!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:37,
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Meh, still would.
Plus, when she gave me a gob job it'd be like getting a tit wank.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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tit wank is lower than gob job surely?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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but it'd be 2 for 1.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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meh true, never really had a boob wank, never seen the appeal
plus i got a little willy
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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Find a chick with a small chest.
Problem solved.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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but then they're not big enough to slide anything between? its a quandry for sure
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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the boob to willy ratio does need to be quite specific
But like most things in life, if your willy is massive you won't have much trouble either way.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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i saw a man who had one like a horse that poor woman, he shot all over her, she could have drowned
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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His willy was like a horse?
That doesn't sound right
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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it was so wrong, and he looked mentally backwards
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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Matter of taste, and also technique with the latter and the size of the former.
When you are a man of the world son, you'll know these things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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mines too small to come out the top of the boobies
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:36,
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Shame, that can be the best bit.
Never mind, I'm sure it'll get bigger when you grow up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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i hope so, i want to do it like the man on the internet and its between her boobies but shes sucking it as well but i'm not even half the one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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I once saw a film on the internet where a man put his willy in a ladies mini and his balls up her bum!
At the same time! Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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flipping hell, what a world
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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I know!
Although the sexiness of the situation was somewhat ruined by his colleagues comment of: "Aw nigga, freak dat bitch OUT!"
They say romance is dead, eh?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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it sounds lovely i bet she was grateful
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:06,
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Well she didn't seem to mind it much
I'm sure she would've said if she wasn't having a good time
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:13,
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yeah i'd probably let someone do the same if the price was right
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:14,
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I suppose there's always a positive spin to be put on such things.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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She might have a face like a cobbler's thumb...
but cheap shoe repairs!
Sunset, sunrise.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:39,
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