i was eyeing up the hot boy in employment when he came to ask me something
failed to notice that i was wearing a long skirt, which i never normally do. failed also to notice it had got wrapped around the wheels of my chair as i pouted and sucked my pencil etc etc. tried to stand up. quite literally fell on all fours at his feet. with the skirt yanked partly off. thank god my jacket covered that part of it, as the rest was bad enough.

alt: only on my blackberry when i need a number

alt alt: daily. only i blame clients. "my instructions are..."

alt alt alt: because somebody kills them or they were made wrong. like you hitting the del key.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

skirt muumuu
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Is that justified?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Sir! Sir! She was mean to me first sir!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Oh I don't care
I was just forcing in a KLF reference.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

excuse me
i have been nothing but warm and welcoming to you, you talk usurper, you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You tit gaz everyone here, even the chicks.
Me? I get fuck all.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

i've sent you one RIGHT NOW
look
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Nah, I've only got one from this dude....
DEAR GOD!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Swipe, earlier, dreaming a little dream.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

it's like you're in my office RIGHT NOW

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'd check behind the curtains if I were you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

All bound for muumuu land.
*KLF highfives*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

oh arsebiscuits
i have my 6 month appraisal now, and i'm going to be singing that inside my head!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

We're on the same wavelength.
I'm not sure who should be more scared by that...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You.
*licks window*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

No, you...
*waits for you to leave and licks same part of window*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)

No, you.....
I smeared dog shit on the window before I licked it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

No, you.
Because I knew that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)