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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was in the chemist there.The lad behind the counter asked if it was okay to wait a couple of minutes for the prescription to be made up.
I said okay and gave him him a double thumbs up.
How have you been a dickhead recently?
Alt: How often do you use the alt key?
Alt Alt: When was the last time you told someone to fuck right off on the phone and why?
Alt Alt Alt: If God is real, why do puppies die?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I know, it's caught on camera as well.They'll replay it later and laugh.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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You're going to need to watch every single hidden camera/home video show on TV rigourously for the next monthin case you're owed a share of the reward for submission
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I was working in a chemist and this guy came in for a prescription and gave me a double thumbs upI thought he was taking the piss so I gave him the wrong prescription. I feel a bit of a dickhead now.
Alt: All the time at work Alt+tab from b3ta back to some work.
Alt Alt: I am very polite on the telephone.
Alt Alt Alt: He isn't and puppies are cunts, that's why they die.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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Damn, need to start kicking more puppies then.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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Yuo cunt! You gvae me the same prescriptuna s Gary!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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When I was told "The walls are getting plastered next week" I said "I'm not surprised, with all that booze you have downstairs!" And immediately despised myself.Névér.
A few years back. WIFE's parents were getting on my tits.
God isn't real. But if he was, puppies would die for the same reason all bad things happen; he would have to be a massive prick.
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You should put that on QOTW, very witty.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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By QOTW standards, certainly.That whole venture should be dropped.
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It has run its course now. The last time it was funny was when I won. Yes, I won QOTW!
Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it internets.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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And I'll be going to the pub too so you'll see me.I can't believe I've been ousted in the BFF stakes by baldmonkey. I never thought this day would come.
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You're my bff, but Balders has a definite appeal :)(
thealternativefact, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Did you used to be a different username?You sound like we know each other, but I don't recognise the name.
I feel awful asking. Please don't take offence.
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Kind of like that person in your office who you see getting out of his car every few weeksand you say Hi. But you don't know his name or which department he works in and then you end up getting stuck talking at the christmas party and it's really awkward so you GALLOP AWAY ON UR HOOVES COZ U IS A HORSE!!!!111!!!!!
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I don't know what to do to make this clearer.Can anyone help me explain to al that I am not REALLY a horse?
He doesn't seem to "get it".
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You should totally come around here more often and be normalyou're much more entertaining this way.
I think it's the way your mane catches the light.
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Said the not really a Geordie.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Bobby who?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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You're right, I haven't.Very perceptive of you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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Good.We're all agreed then.
Let's go to the park and take it in turns to push each other on the swings.
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You're kidding aren't you?It's pissing down; the arse of my jeans would get all soggy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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*Suddenly comes over all Lady Godiva. But a bloke equivalent. Obviously*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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PH is not a horse.It's a BM/TH/someone else but I don't know who, parody of a made up internet band.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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You will be eating these badly chosen words, my scotian friend(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:07,
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When the album comes out I shall.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Oof. You.We're hoping to have the studio rebuilt by mid-January. From there, it should only take us four weeks to get it finished, packaged and out.
Most of the art-work and the like is already done. And there are only two tracks left to record.
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Well, good luck to you. The world's press awaits with baited breath.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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Yeah, you tell that cunt, he can't fucking spell.If you were a speak and spell I'd buy you. And LOVE YOU.
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Nononononon noooooooI genuinely don't know.
If only there were some way to look things like this up.
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I assume you were talking about me.Although, I'll be going to my parents' for dinner tonight. But they're nice people and they always cook too much, so I'm sure you'd be welcome.
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Fuck knowsJust thought I'd say hello. I might get rid of Batman.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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Me too.Completed it now. Or all of it that I want to complete, anyway.
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Yeah, prezactlyWhat should I replace it with? I have no idea.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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There should be a PH game.OH GOD!! PLEASE LET THERE BE A PH GAME!!!!
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It's that people take it far too seriously now, I think.I used to like it when it was shorter because people only submitted a story if they had something amusing to relate.
Now people seem to submit a hundred or so entries each regardless of quality.
I also used to like making stuff up. Nice pointless rambling lies. Doesn't seem worth it anymore. The lies on there now are bullshit braggings. Used to be short puns and creative nonsense.
It's more of a support group for deluded fleabags now.
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I skip through a lot of it now.Strangley the last one was good cause there was hardly any replies.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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Most of it reminds me of the classic seventh track from the 1973 Personality Horse album A Limp Wristed Disagreement.The track was, of course, called Tragic Show and is available here:
www.last.fm/music/Personality+Horse/A+Limp+Wristed+Disagreement/Tragic+Show
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I like this one.www.youtube.com/user/PersonalityHorse?blend=21&ob=5#p/u/3/1VHLHAd8bRc
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Aw man! That was WAY back when we were still at school. Presumably in the sixties.Dirty Wizards is better.
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I'm listening to that right now!Are you stalking me?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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That's a good point.If we're going to be a pretend successful band we'll need a pretend stalker.
How do you go about applying for one?
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I could do one for you.Hang on.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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I can't believe I hadn't read your winning story beforeit's hilarious.
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I can't believe how much of a cunt I was back then.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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I'm afraid so. I WAS A CUNT THEN BUT NOW I ONLY BOAST ABOUT IT.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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Glad to hear it.Rory fulfills all our cunty needs on here.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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He said something helpful to someone on here once.I nearly died from a spontaneous asthma attack. And I don't even have asthma.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:09,
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He's been very nice to me by gaz.No cock pics though : (
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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I took some bookshelves down last night as we're repainting the walland I discovered that a massive section of plaster has obviously come away from the wall behind and is only staying on because it's joined to the rest of the plaster and normally has shelves holding it up.
The practical part of me wants to rip it out and get it fixed properly as I hate botch jobs, but the side of me that knows we can't afford this tells me to carefully use filler on the crack and then pretend I didn't know about it when I sell the house.
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I bodged all the replastering in our house.It looks a fucking state.
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Oh. Look. I'm not really a horse.Sorry. I thought I'd made this clear.
I'm not a horse, a personality, bald or a monkey.
I AM a successful UK rock group who influenced most western music and a sizable chunk of world music.
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No. Look, oh sorry, but, it's probably me not explaining it properly, but, here's the thing, it's just that, I'm not actually a horse.I can see how the confusion would arise, because my username is Personality Horse, but I'm not actually a horse. That's just the name of the successful UK band I am in with this other chap. We've been a significant part of modern music since our debut album in 1972. But we aren't actually horses. We called ourselves that after a track by Kenny Hut which was called Personality Horse which we really liked. The track may have been about horses. It is unclear because it is an instrumental track.
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Send me a signed t-shirt you shit!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:59,
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I mean it.If you Gaz me your address we'll try to get one sent to you.
Or you can email me on an email address. I think there might be one on the website somewhere.
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So you're going out with Liz Jones then?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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You're a famous madeup rockstaryou're definitely Liz Jones boyfriend
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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No. I am a real famous SUCCESSFUL rock BAND.There's at least two of me.
And I'm definitely real. No honest. I am.
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My son loves watching this. He thinks BM is amusing. TH might as well not have bothered.www.youtube.com/user/PersonalityHorse?blend=21&ob=5#p/u/3/1VHLHAd8bRc
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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I liked you when you were a prick.No pleasing some people.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:48,
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I wish he'd go back to /talk with his awful personality and things.(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Terrible bullying of a /talker by OT.Will the injustice never end?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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I took a long way back from a site today to go past IKEA to get some breakfast. But it wasn't open for another hour so I just went back to the office and ate my sandwiches for breakfast.I use the Alt key all the time to flick between windows.
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Ikea food is stupidly cheap if you have a family card.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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It's pretty cheap anyway. Do you have to pay for a family card?What if you don't have a family?
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Nah, it's free.I don't think they're that rigid about enforcing it, they're not Germans.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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Oh Christ, I did the double thumbs up to a fit girl I used to work with.I'm shuddering with shame just thinking about it again.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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hmm...'I did the double thumbs up to a fit girl I used to work with'reads differently to how I'd intended.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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Chill! it's not like your pants fell down while doing it.(
girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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Have you beaten Gonz up in an attempt to make him pack yet?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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I said 'Cool'at the same time.
It's mortifying.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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Oh shit son, that's harsh.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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I know.I'm surprised I didn't just add 'Daddio' and be done with it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Cool runnings muffin!*double thumbs up*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:51,
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*double thumps up duckhead fives*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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Tangled gave me Gary's pills :'9(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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Not sure. He must have the day off.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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i was eyeing up the hot boy in employment when he came to ask me somethingfailed to notice that i was wearing a long skirt, which i never normally do. failed also to notice it had got wrapped around the wheels of my chair as i pouted and sucked my pencil etc etc. tried to stand up. quite literally fell on all fours at his feet. with the skirt yanked partly off. thank god my jacket covered that part of it, as the rest was bad enough.
alt: only on my blackberry when i need a number
alt alt: daily. only i blame clients. "my instructions are..."
alt alt alt: because somebody kills them or they were made wrong. like you hitting the del key.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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Sir! Sir! She was mean to me first sir!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:55,
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Oh I don't careI was just forcing in a KLF reference.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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excuse mei have been nothing but warm and welcoming to you, you talk usurper, you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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You tit gaz everyone here, even the chicks.Me? I get fuck all.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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Nah, I've only got one from this dude....DEAR GOD!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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Swipe, earlier, dreaming a little dream.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:55,
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I'd check behind the curtains if I were you.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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oh arsebiscuitsi have my 6 month appraisal now, and i'm going to be singing that inside my head!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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We're on the same wavelength.I'm not sure who should be more scared by that...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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No, you...*waits for you to leave and licks same part of window*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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No, you.....I smeared dog shit on the window before I licked it.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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Fortunately, I don't think I've done anything too bad recentlyAlt: All the time, Alt+Tab is the most used shortcut on my PC.
Alt Alt: The other day, when my mate was being a tool about nothing in particular.
Alt Alt Alt: It's not.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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Can you make something up?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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That sort of stuff gets done on the proper QOTW.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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Oh for those good old daysThis week is just people repeating things they've read about.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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I really can't be arsed with it anymore.The quality of the questions has really gone downhill. Or maybe I've just exhausted my repertoire of stories.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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This weeks question has brought several very good entries, I'm shocked(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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I've read one or two entries that raised a smile.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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I'm crap at making stuff up, always have been(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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I'm the heir to the throne of Moldova. I just don't like bragging about it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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quite right too.Don't want to go the way of that Zog chap.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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dem girls, dem girls, they all love me.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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Just in my usual day-to-day dickheadery, really.Alt: I tend to use the cmd key more as a macslag
Alt Alt: I don't think I ever have, except in jest
Alt Alt Alt: Because you touch yourself at night.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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wherever you live.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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Under a railway bridge :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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are you a billy goats gruff?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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I totally took a picture through Personality Horses window
Despite all his protestations he clearly IS a horse, though he doesn't have a mane.
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that's not himhe hasn't got "I am a cunthorse" sprayed on his flank.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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I have one of the last remaining locks of Johnathon Satchel's hair!!!!(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
When I'm using windows, I'm constantly Alt+Tabbing, on OSX I'm pressing Alt+3 quite a bit 'cus I use the # sign a lot.The most unused key for me on any OS is the caps lock, it's only handy on mobile devices (double tap 'shift' on pretty much all of them). I also don't use the Fn key at all, I don't even know how it works without looking it up. I presume it's an alt for the top bar control to get you access to F keys that are never used in OSX. I used to use it on my win laptop though.
I sometimes say or do really dickheady things like that, I told my manager I loved him the other week when hanging up 'cus my head wasn't right and I always say to Ma' on the phone "ok, bye, bye, love a loads, ok, ok". Or at least, I think I did, none of us bought it up. For some reason I have it stuck in my head that Will Smith facts as chat up lines work really well. I have no idea why, but whenever I'm talking to a girl I want to poke, and have meet for the first time, at some point in the evening Will Smith will pop up.
Puppies die so they can go to puppy heaven which is agacent to human heaven, 'cus if human heaven exists at all, they'll be a puppy heaven right next door. I like the scene in "What dreams may come" when the guy's dog shows up. I love dogs and dog related films.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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Alright P PopzI bet you don't like Plague Dogs.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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Alright Roots? I donno what that is i'm afraid.I'm doing fabs, see below for awesome schedual.
When is it you're moving to edding? If you'll be down in london sometime in jan, I'd love for you and R and the mister to come 'round for a few drinks and let me show off the flat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Oh Gonz it's a dead sad 80s animated film about these dogs that escape from a laboratory.Break your heart it would.
I have to make chocolates and rocky roads and dog biscuits for chrimbo. Maybe some flavoured vodka if I get a recipe of R.
January sounds good. Will you be in the New Flat by New Years day then?
Hopefully moving to Ed as soon as poss, but gawd knows. depends on jobs/homes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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0o0o0o0oh, wait a sec, it rings a bell. I know there was a monkey non-animated film that I think was from a Michael Cricton book that has a similar story.I'll give it a download, gonna get some smart thinggy called 'Boxee' instead of getting sky/virgin/bt.
Sounds lovely, rocky roads are such a good effort-to-reward ratio thing to make. What sort of chocolates you doing? I really want to attempt to make those alchole-jelly-balls, you mix up booze/flavour and simmer it up with Agur-Agur, and then you get a big deep pot filled with water, where you use a suringe to do drops of the stuff. It'll turn into a jelly by the time it hits the bottom of the deep pot of water. Or I think it might be easier to do the same thing but create noodles, I bet skittle vodka noodles would be both impresive and tasty. If you want to try it without all the hoo-har in case it turns out to be shit, I've found www.firebox.com/product/4090/Cocktail-Pearls-Kit that looks like the same thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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Lines like this?THAT'S RIGHT! Thats what you get! Look at you, ship all banged up! WHO'S THE MAN? HUH? WHO'S THE MAN? Wait until I get another plane! I am going to lower your friends RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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*Punch in the face* Welcome to earth *lights cigar*,)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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I was sure I read that they were doing ID4-2&3, as a two parter, but there is nothing about it in Willard Smith's IMDB.But he _has_ finished filimg MIB3, which should be good fun.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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Dunno Gonz, didn't really dig the second one all that much.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Yeah', wasn't amazing, but remember what age we were when the first one and second one came out, and their target audiances.Should be Will's first 3D film, I'm presuming.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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I'm going to be stupidly busy this month.Tomorow I'm going to buy my cupboards and couch and go into Wicks to arrange for them to see the flat and quote/design me a kitchen.
Next wensday I'll be having treatment to fix me up for another couple of months which'll knock me out for a couple of days.
8th I'll be getting my keys
That weekend I'll be buying all the stuff I want that I can pick up there and then, things like mirrors and wall fittings and dimmer switchers (OH FUCK YEAH, DIMMER SWITCHES, fucking awesome, love them so much) and all sorts.
9th the builders will start coming in, before then I've got to sort out everything I want in the flat.
23rd I'll be packing lots of stuff.
24th I'll be doing a load of cooking in respect to tomorow meal and generally chilling out and wrapping presents
25th I'll be with family making an awesome starter for the meal that I'm really looking forward too.
26th I'll be at my darling deepest friend's house for frollocking, eating and mulled winning.
27th I'll be panickly making sure my stuff is in piles to move about
28th the movers are coming to do all my moving
29th the profesional deep cleaners are coming to do all the deep cleaning
I've got so much to do, but it's all excited, and today my manager at work said he's fucking impressed with me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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Dimmer switchesCareful which lamps you use with dimmer switches, most of the CFL (energy saver) lamps won't work with dimmers.
Nice idea though, I have a fan/light combo in my bedroom that you can dim via remote control - go me!
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I've been interviewing people Alt: Lots, particularly to ALT+TAB.
Alt Alt: I don't think I've ever done this.
Alt Alt Alt: Becuase he isn't.
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WormuIus, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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I had some scammers on the phone.He got quite irate because I started taking the piss then just used reason.
I told him to fuck right off before he hung up.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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didn't anybody miss me? I was gone all day, dosent anyone want to know what i've been doing???(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Riding on the scrap barrow with your dad?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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In fact fuck it, start a new thread Gary.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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Yup.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1446913
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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you should gaz her a cock picshe likes that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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Glad you're enjoying it son.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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I dont kno what talk in the old days was likebut it was like this, thats for sure
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It was nothing like this and had more *GLOMPS*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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You should really ask /talk.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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You'll be lucky to get much interest at this time on a Friday, Quenters.You can see more life in a tramp's vest than on here at 4.30 on a Friday afternoon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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I was just in ASDAand I realised the hippity hoppity styley youth next to me was gently singing along to the Blue track on ASDA FM. I gave him a knowing look and he hurried off in shame.
I use the alt key a fair bit, as I type foreign characters.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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Blue? Harsh, that's pretty damn harsh.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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