Evening boys and girls
Well now, let's see.
Food: pork shank in mustard sauce, boiled new potatoes, steamed tenderstem broccoli, baby corn, julienned carrots & string beans.
Telly: Eggheads, now channel hopping a load of satellite shit, later HIGNFY etc.
Entertainment: internet, then computer games when that gets boring.
Relaxation: same.
Alt: Long weekend in Liverpool SHOPPING next weekend. May involve some drinking with Roota, and after lights out girly chats in our PJs*

*added for the benefit of sweaty internet virgin shutins.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:21, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*Hand slides repeatedly off mouse*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Food: Yup, totally sounds good, well up for a bit of that. You do your own sauce?
Telly: First one ain't my cuppa, but I like HIGNFY, what time's that on? I'll watch that.
Entertinament: What games you play?
Alt: Totally wish I was there, I got some stunning PJs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

HIGNFY should be 9pm, I think.
I like sims type games, and Spore, stuff like that. At the moment I'm working my way through a long list of hidden object games, with alternating sessions of chuzzle.

I'm looking forward to teh new Professor Layton next month though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Coolio.
Ahh, my mate likes those sorts of games, and the ones like Farmvile and ShoppingMallVile or whatever. They're not bad time wasters.

Oh sweet, is it gonna be on the 3DS?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

piss off.
The 3DS is such a shit gimmick. There's no way it's worth £150, then £40 a game. Plus, the screen is tiny. I've got a nice blue XL, and a very naughty Acekard to go with it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Nah', I enjoy it, The 3D really makes the graphics feel a lot better, I can't explain it, but it does work.
The only games worth buying on it though are Super Mario 3DS Land and Zelda. I wouldn't buy one if I had normal one though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

my friend has one
and at a party was showing off that it took pictures in 3D. Later someone shouted about someone being drunk and passed out in the bathroom, so he went upstairs with it to take a photo of them. Came back down without a photo, though, because apparently "..he was lying on the floor so there wouldn't be much point as he wouldn't be 3D..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Haha, I bought about 10 websites themed around adult stuff to upload and download 3DS photos, but I never implimented it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Cos you have no access to naked ladies?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Hah, well, the idea was that the 3DS was gonna have a web browser.
A 3D porn website for the 3DS would bring in some serious dough.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Like the sound of the pork. Recipe please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

oink oink

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Go to ASDA
Buy 'Extra Special pork shank in mustard sauce'
Stick in microwave
Enjoy

It actually tasted really nice considering it was a microwave thing. The meat was (originally) slow cooked so it just fell apart when you touched it. I don't want to saound too gonzy, but it was melt in the mouth-y and totally worth the £3.50 for two pieces.

*pats arse pocket*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I am so disappointed.
i thought (to quote Gonz) you were a "chefologist"
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I am so far from a chefologist, it's not funny.
Also, I have just sent a rambling and uninteresting gaz. Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Don't be daft. Will read and respond over the weekend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

*beams*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

It's alright, when we hook up, you only really need one in a relationship.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

As long as you enjoyed it, that's what counts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)