Woah, back up there...
You can get handjobs on the NHS now?
Also, the violin is quite hard. Can I suggest you try an easier instrument?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I suggest the recorder
or the triangle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I think so, it's all very clinical, they probably wear cloves, but I don't mind that. I presume they're very efficient, which works for me too, it makes no difference to me if it lasts 25 seconds or 5 minutes, and they can always move onto the next person
afterwards. I think I prefer it clinical, in their mind it being no different to checking a prostate or checking someone's blood pressure. I won't even feel bad about not buying them chocolates or flowers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I suspect the entire jobby might be prostate fired

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Can't you just get hookers on the NHS
or have I imagined that? Or are they called "sexual surrogates" or something more official sounding?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Oh good, I'll remember that when speaking to the doc later.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

for autisms and down's people?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

*takes notes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)