Haven't seen Life's Too Short
It just looked very much like a continuation of Extras with added short jokes. I was completely fed up of that shtick some time ago.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Same same, mate.
AND it's all the same actors as Extras. Without the stupid jock bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

The dopey receptionist is possibly the most annoying person in the world

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Is that a Brizzle accent?
She ACTUALLY has a slack jaw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I tried not to look or listen to it for too long

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No it isn't. How dare you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'll stick to SCD then
Made in Chelsea, which the missus is tragically afflicted by an obsession with, ended last week. I thought this would be a good thing. But I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

In its place on E4 tonight... DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES.

I'm not even joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I saw the trailer for that.
Broad scouse is not the sexiest of accents.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

No. It is not.
Unfortunately this is likely just the sort of mindless shite Ms Foxtrot likes to wind down with. I fear my Monday evening will simply have swapped posh twat accents for thieving ones.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Engage her in coitus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

*looks appalled*
But... she's a WOMAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

one word
d-o-g-g-y
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

one word
Anus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

i'm going for wine and cheese
you should come to that instead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Are you asking me out?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

showing off that i am out for fancy wine and cheese was the primary motivator there
but yeah, sure, why not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Will there be coitus?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

*looks appalled*
But..... she's a WOMAN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

One word
Anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

It's all you bloody think about, isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You say that as if it's a bad thing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

At least you're not DJ.
He's going to have to live with it 24 hours a day!

*ducks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

True love is blind
and, apparently, deaf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Thankfully.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You will be alone in a confined space with me shortly.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

ooops.
Busted.

Sorree bbz luv yoooo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)