i just had a slagging match in the street....
The father of the guy i was buying a flat from just just started shouting at me "Your mum's a bitch, you don't do that to friends, tell your mum she's a bitch" and all that. So I said "Can I have my say?" and he goes "Go on, it'll be in one ear and out the other though" so I say "Well, that says it all really, if you're not going to hear our side, how there was a good £15k worth of debt and dryrot not mentioned ONCE, then that says it all. You would have backed out too" he goes "I don't want to hear that, my daughter is in the shit" so I said "Thats what happens when you lie in negoiations." "So what about brighton?" "Total irelivency, I've just exchanged similar money in a similar part of London" "You're twisting this" "No, I'm saying my side" (shouting)"Tell your mum's a bitch, she's a fucking bitch", "C U N T... M U G. That's you.... Sue us if we're so wrong, see if you got a leg to stand on morely or legally". and then I walked away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:54, 214 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nothing is done until you exchange.
Fucking moron.

You should just walk away.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

He did, and bought somewhere else.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Haha, yup, and he's gonna have that bee in his bonet for the rest of his life. GUTTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You're a badass Gonz.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Why do you think he was shouting that stuff at you?
How did it make you feel?
( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Maybe report it to the police.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Probably worth doing if you think this gentleman is going to continue to act like this.
Did you tell him how it made you feel?
( WormuIus, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I'm taking pleasure in the fact that his family is fucked not only financally but emotionally.
They've been slagging off my passed-away dad too to the local comunity, I kept schtum on that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

How do they even know your parents?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Secret society innit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

He was shouting at me because he is felt hard done by.
It made me feel strangly manly, never called someone a cunt to their face and meant it. Is this what coke feels like?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Hmmm, I've never thought about uppers.
What happens when you do coke and ket? Do you start shouting at the love harpies?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

No, you start dying.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

yeah you probably shouldn't have lied and backed out fo the deal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Oh man, is this what they call trolling? I've heard of trolling before, is this it? It's never happened to me before in this place, OH BOY, is this it?
What am I supposed to do? I think I'm going to ramble about taking what you said to heart and then publicly anouncing an ignore button. OH OH OH, I can send you a gaz !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

you robbed some poor girl of tens of thosands of pounds and now this
worse than pol pot for serious
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

yeah you probably shouldn't have been born
or created an account on here or ever used it.

but people don't always do what is in everybody else's best interests, do they?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

stonk on
BO!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

a stonk on and body odour?
nice. you sound truly delightful.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Oh man, I wish I'd been there!
I love shouting at people.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Me too.
And I'm quite good at it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I've always been shit at it
but mr b3th is great at shouting at bad people, and some of it seems to have rubbed off in the last twelve years. I'm getting much better at standing up for myself, and I'm not embarrassed about upsetting people any more.

Or maybe I'm just becoming a proper old lady. I'll be shouting at youngsters next.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You and mr b3th have been together for 12 years?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Yup.
Since I was a young person. I don't think I count as arm candy an more...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

arm Kandy more like

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

John Candy more like.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Your awl meen.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Arm diabetes.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

*ducks*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

How often does he 'rub off' on you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)

brb, g2g, l8erz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Rarrrrrr
You're such a hardman now Gonz. You're like, totally hawt now and everything.

Remind me never to cross you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Surely it is your responsibilty to get the property properly inspected for dry rot and the like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

he DID
that's why he pulled out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah, but the vendor wasn't lying exactly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

If he knew the work needed doing
he has a legal obligation to disclose the fact.

I think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

It wasn't rot that was the main chuck o mooooney
it was improvement work on the whole group of flats that had been done but the residents had a payment plan in place for the future. (hope you don't mind me clarifying that gonz!)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I like the thought of Angry Gonz.
Perhaps this is the dawn of a new era.
*re-thinks nag strategy*
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I imagine an angry gonz
is strangely productive. Until the adrenaline wears off and he realises he is missing Hollyoaks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)

If it wears off after he has burned all his stuff and taken out the bins, that's fine.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

ahaha
Everyone in Bounds Green has recieved new bins. It's very exciting.

THREE BINS! I can recycle now and everything *weeps with joy*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

If only three bins were enough for Angry G

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I have some contacts who can get me a good deal on a skip?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

THREE BINS, YOU CAHNT!
YOU MUGGING ME OFF? I'LL CUT YOU AND YOUR UGLY DAUGHTER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Is it time for your medication already

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I've eaten now, blood sugar is all OK.
*calms down*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Haha to the both of you =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Like the offspring of Bruce Banner and Tulisa from N-Dubz

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Bounds Green's very own Danny Dire.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)

What a brilliant mental image
Gonz swaggering into a pub, giving the evils to anyone in a ten-metre radius, swaggering like he's shat himself, then engaging anyone who'll listen in a fascinating conversation about IP addresses
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Well done for sticking it to the motherfucker Gonz
I haven't really got a bloody clue what's going on here but there seems to be an overriding sense of EVIL BEING PUNISHED so I'm all for that.

Now do something about Cowell.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

And Gary Barlow.
And Life's Too Short. That fucking Windsor Davies or whatever his name is, whoring himself to Gervais for cheap laughs.

Uncle Tom mother fucker.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I like it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Haven't seen Life's Too Short
It just looked very much like a continuation of Extras with added short jokes. I was completely fed up of that shtick some time ago.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Same same, mate.
AND it's all the same actors as Extras. Without the stupid jock bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

The dopey receptionist is possibly the most annoying person in the world

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Is that a Brizzle accent?
She ACTUALLY has a slack jaw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I tried not to look or listen to it for too long

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No it isn't. How dare you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'll stick to SCD then
Made in Chelsea, which the missus is tragically afflicted by an obsession with, ended last week. I thought this would be a good thing. But I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

In its place on E4 tonight... DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES.

I'm not even joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I saw the trailer for that.
Broad scouse is not the sexiest of accents.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

No. It is not.
Unfortunately this is likely just the sort of mindless shite Ms Foxtrot likes to wind down with. I fear my Monday evening will simply have swapped posh twat accents for thieving ones.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Engage her in coitus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

*looks appalled*
But... she's a WOMAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

one word
d-o-g-g-y
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

one word
Anus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

i'm going for wine and cheese
you should come to that instead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Are you asking me out?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

showing off that i am out for fancy wine and cheese was the primary motivator there
but yeah, sure, why not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Will there be coitus?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

*looks appalled*
But..... she's a WOMAN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

One word
Anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

It's all you bloody think about, isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You say that as if it's a bad thing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

At least you're not DJ.
He's going to have to live with it 24 hours a day!

*ducks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

True love is blind
and, apparently, deaf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Thankfully.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You will be alone in a confined space with me shortly.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

ooops.
Busted.

Sorree bbz luv yoooo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Here, I understand you won some sort of prize in advanced quendery.
Well done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Hahaha
I like that title almost as much as the actual trophy. Thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

So how many judges did you have to sleep with?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

have +promise not
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

+ ' husbands

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Badass motherfucker, Gonz.
Piss through his letterbox, that'll show him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

what if his letterbox is one of those that are right down at the bottom, on the floor?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

or if he has a massive dog that would love to see a free sausage poking through the letterbox?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

or if it has a really vicious spring-mount, like my dad's postbox, which could take the fingers off the iron man?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

i just don't think you've given this enough thought, i really don't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I think you've given it rather too much thought.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

i loves it when fat chix has a break down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

clearly not
it seems you have, though. Do you have letterbox pissing 101 as part of property law courses? It'd be quite entertaining if nothing else.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

i was just trying to stimulate the juices of the board
as they seemed to have dried up. and it has worked. although i feel slightly sick now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

don't pretend your brain hasn't turned to mush cos of sleep deprivation and lack of affection

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

when you change the record
then you can play.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

i thought we was best friends and that your always talken to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Well I, for one, thank you
first chance I'd had to spend any proper time here today and it was deader than a Welsh Football Manager.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

that's because quentin has killed it
since he arrived, more and more people have fucked off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

shitcunts oughta grow a spine or summat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

no, you're just fucking DULL!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

wait waht whoa no need to get personal chunks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

So are you and so am I.
You repetitively howling on about him does not help.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i enjoy the disruption, its true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

And she's handing it to you on a plate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

EVERY single time, man i loves it
she's not as good as MGT tho, that womans awaesomr
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Who?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

moon girl technologies, there's a link in my profile to our discussion regarding diet coke
the woman's brilliant
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

only when you and i do nothing but follow posters around the board
making repetitive comments that are deliberately intended to be upsetting, only then we will be as dull as he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

who said anything upsetting? i didn't say anything upsetting did i?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

you follow him round like a lovesick schoolgirl begging him to go away. He'd have shut up long ago if you hadn't risen to it.
I like a bit of upset because it's just the internet.
Bert told me I had hands like Martin Scorsese. I don't think you understand how difficult it has been for me since that day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

he crossed a line there, clearly you've got roman polanski hands

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Annoyingly that's quite funny.
But don't tell anyone I said that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

see thats what peops keep on saying about quentin they say oh go away he so dull
then they go oh but that was funny LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

i just think this one is a genuinely unpleasant human being
and have done since the early stuff with AA, not once, but over and over and over. it wasn't clever or funny, just nasty and pathetic. and nothing he has said since has redeemed that opinion - dude got Issues!

i didn't realise the scorcese thing. what a horribly traumatic thing to say. AND you got edmunded. i'm surprised you're still sane.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm not.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

you know, a tiny part of me wishes you'd gone to the opera
or that i'd gone to hong kong. only a tiny part, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

rachelswipe, i'm going to address you on your level here for a second
you do know where the agnostic thing came from don't you?

He was taking the piss out of someone's dead mum, i called him on it, said its not funny, he said it was ok as his dead mum was a running joke here. I repeated it back at him, pushed it to the nth degree to prove a point, and the more you whinge about it the stronger that point gets.

you daft, chunky tart
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

garbage
you thought you were upsetting him by being nasty and you revelled in it. but you hid behind a crappy sockpuppet. which is what you mean by "pushing it to the nth degree". weirdo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

no, you're genuinely beyond stupid aren't you chunks?
he took the piss out of someones dead mum, i have successfully shown him as a whiney little pissshit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It's only ok to laugh at certain dead mums but not others.
It's in the secret book of b3tans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

i was such a FOOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

ah so that's what you think you did?
hahahahahahahahaha. you only showed up your own Issues, o anonymous keyboard warrior.

of course, you could feel free to admit your previous user-names in a bid to prove me wrong. but we all know you're far too cowardly to do that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

dunno why you think i've been here before
you mental or what?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

whatever you type now
i will just hear brooooooock brock brock brock.

chicken.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Isn't that weird
whatever you type I just hear "MEEEEEE MEEEEEE MEEEEEE MEEEEEEE ill thought out knee jerk reactionary shit MEEEEEE MEEEEEE MEEEEEE"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

feel like we're ganging up on a girl here, gonna step back a bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

sorry
couldn't hear you over the thrilling posts about YOUR bathroom?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

it was a euphemism, didn't you see?
he was cleaning out his 'bathroom' so the 'plumber' could fix his 'pipes'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

you might want to ignore the chicken voices in your head

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

She got mad HAX0000R SkillZ innit bruv.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

she's actualy worrying me, whats her problem?
has she got mental problems? abandonment? confused sexuality? daddy issues?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I suspect abandonment by her dead mum
and then daddy issues when he bought her a house and a car to make up for fiddling with her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

oh right, thats awful, feel sorry for her now
poor former mrs wipe, poor spoiled young ms wipe, so messed up by it all she can't find love :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Successful?
I stopped replying to you because I was bored of you Quentin, not through upset. Read the posts on here everyday, I get a colossal amount of abuse, and laugh through it all.

Al's post about my Mum killing herself because I listened to too much Green Day rates as one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here. Your posts were basically 'your mum's dead LOL', which isn't funny.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

it was deliberately unfunny
i'm glad you ignored it, but you've been whiteknighted by two other users who thought for some reason i had singled you out and was deliberately trying to upset you, i wasn't, but it definitely highlighted those two users as reactionary idiots

cheers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

hmmm
you just said the point was to oust him as a "whiny little pisshit". but now suddenly you're glad he ignored it because you weren't singling him out?

like i said. weirdo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

no wait he definitely had a whiny moment recently about it, i wasn't singling him out, but i made my point and some of you were too stupid to realise it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

OR
maybe we just didn't give a fuck about you and your "point" because it is, frankly, a weird thing to do, and however you dress it up, the only thing you are proving is that you are a weirdo.

you weirdo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

yeah i'm a weirdo, but i was in the right and feel satisfied that i was able to prove as such

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

well
if we both agree you're a weirdo, maybe we can finally put this behind us and make sweet sweet internet love?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

fucks sake, took your time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

This board has survived worse than Quentin.
Not much worse, possibly, but worse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

yeah
but right now we're in the survival phase. we need more bertdowns.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

i think of all the people here your probley closest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

yeah yeah you wish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I can hear the distant rumble of angry fat chick thunder, either that or one of your tummys is rumblin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

BALLaaahahaHHAHAHaaha FLIDDERJIBBBERT *fucks sister*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

This reminds me
Someone in a dream I had last night said 'jiggery pokery'. I've not heard that phrase in years. That was very weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

We have a staff member nicknamed jiggery pokery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Does s/he get up to hanky panky?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

No. she disapproves wholeheartedly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Is there a lolwaki reason for the nickname?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

She don't like jiggery pokery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You desperate scousewives are SO racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I intend to watch this programme
so I can fit in with my new extended family.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I have one and a half cousins slightly like that and even they're not as bad as those witches

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

"I've only been out with one footballer"
Classic line from the advert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

out with one spit roasted by 8
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'm going to need examples
I can't think of any
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

bumders, bumders everywhere, and not a cock to drink

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

What if its got those thick bristly things inside the letterbox,
and when gonz sticks the end of his little wanger in he likes the feel so much he just keeps it there, moving it back and forth a bit until the guy comes home and calls the police and gonz ends up in the dock? You REALLY haven't thought this through at ALL, have you?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

it wasn't my suggestion!
but look my sweet, just because this might have happened to you, does not mean that gonz is doomed to suffer the same fate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I was just trying to say I would have understood his pain.
:(
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

well i think you managed it very eloquently.
i approve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It'd save rubbing peanut butter on his cock, which is how he usually attracts dogs to lick it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Some people have such low standards
Any dog that would enjoy the taste of peanut butter is coming nowhere near my cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I've now got this horrible, horrible image
of a pug going at gonz's cock like it's a hot chip.

So thanks for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You added some detail there, i notice.
Oh well, whatever gets you off.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

yes, i noticed that too
wish i hadn't, but can't undo it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I know.
I'm going to have 'one life stand' stuck in my head all day now too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Really he should shit through it all things considered
He could expell his lower gut, like a sea cucumber, through the letterbox, let out a metric shit ton of liquid turd and press the gut recovery button and suck all back in...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

This is very disturbing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

put your cock away sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Stop attempting it then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

THE HORROR THE HORROR
you bastard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Nice on Gonz
First step on the ladder to becoming an Evil North London Property tycoon. Needs more kicking or orphans though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

duh you mean nice ONE! DUH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah, Imma shit typist.
some of my stuff is down to lysdexia, but a lot is down to mashing the keyboard at random with my shit fingers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Use toilet roll you filthy bastard

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I carnt even spel toylet you insensetiv barsterd!
so how cud I find one to yoos it?

yor wers than hitler.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Comrade 'badger' Quixote Quentin Oftiweak
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

rimshot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

shot job
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

i'm up for it if you are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

for you lad I'll even wipe.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

oh don't bother yourself, i could do with the sustenance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Then I'll eat more peanuts and sweetcorn.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

its like my birthday!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

It amazes me that no one has decided he's my sock puppet yet
his posts look a lot like mine before I spell check them. Plus there's the similar names, the whole adopted son thing...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

you can't be a sock puppet
when your posts exceed the original. he's up to an average of 236 a day now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

i don't know wwhere you got your fgures from, i worked out 45 per day?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

macdonalds and burger king
according to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

i don't thinkn i'd have acces to internet all day if i was working at a fast food chain

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

sigh
you asked where i got my figure from. and as you keep calling me chunks, i said that according to you, i got it from...

oh never mind. it's not my fault you're too stupid to understand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

i said figures
CAN'T YOU READ EITHER YOU CHUNKY MENTAL CUNT?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

So you think he's a person in his own right?
Controversial opinion right there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

no, i think the sockpuppet has overtaken the master

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You couldn't be that much of a knob if you tried.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

what you been mean to me for singleton?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Coz I iz lawnly innit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

internet hugz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Have you washed this week?

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

its only monday
i accidentally clicked like on your post

soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Don't under estimate me.
In my younger and more hot-headed days, I've trolled, spammed and sock puppeted with the best of them. I'm capable of being that much of a cock and more,and actually he's really tame, but on these boards there's really no reason to, nor have I ever done so.

your honour.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

yeah but

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Then I retract my statement.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I'd rather take credit for choosing not to be a knob
than for being incapable of being one. But cheers for the compliment all the same. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

internet hugs for everyone!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

and getting RSwipe to evict a few tenants for him

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

i'll do him a deal
£3,000 an eviction, or 5 for £15,000.

plus VAT and disbs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

you charge VAT on the disables ones?
You evil witch!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

some disbs are VAT-able, yes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

pure evil.
you should hook up with Gonz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)