um, congratulations on not being dead
I have an underactive thyroid. Also, I think I have a case of self-diagnosed dyspraxia (that's the one where you trip over your own feet, right?)

oh, and I'm a cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How was bow and arrow club?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

pretty cool
I'm not great at it yet, but my draw is improving
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

What are you on now... Gold seal?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

i don't even know what that is...a type of beer?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)

What about squidgy black?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

um
i eat a proper amount of fibre, so no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I have overactive parathyroids.
They're near your thyroid but fuck all to do with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

what do they do then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Controls calcium, bone health and well-being.
Some say it affects fat storage and I've certainly lost a stone since they put me on cholecalciferol to up my vit D and calcium levels and stop the parathyroids going berserk.

I think that's what caused my mum's gastric problems and osteoporosis but it's too late for her I think.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Controls calcium?
You need milk.
Urrugh!
It's what Ian Rush drinks.
Ian Rush?
Yeah, and he said that if I didn't drink lots of milk, I'd only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.
Accrington Stanley.... Who are they?!?!?!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

EXACTLY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

*awards Cavy 3 retro points*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

ooo, I could crush a grape

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Shh! I'm busy test driving a tonka.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

We don't seem to absorb Rushie's cowjuice.
Totally served the eggzackly lad his breakfast once
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Did he have milk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Lager and a brekky
He was with Gruey
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

No way! Did you ask Gruey if he was surprised when his dad grew up to the Fitz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

You're the only person who knows Gruey

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

What about the follow-up series
Gruey Two-ey
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I remember one epsiode when he accidentally spray-painted his dads car.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I think I have both of thse too
but that's just me being fat and spastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

thyroid buddies!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)

*Goes hyper*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)

*slumps*
*falls asleep*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

*Steals dog*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)

For awful sexual purposes.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Of course.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)

*wakes up*
*calls RSPCA*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Does the dog - like - consent?
Does it wag it's tail a bit?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

He is, quite possibly, the happiest dog in the world.
Right now he's having a little nap after an hour's good play. I think we had about seven different toys out of the toybox. I really must teach him to put them away again when he's finished with them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'd raise you Bootsy and Mr Brown
Who did five miles with me this morning and are very pleased.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I was one of you
but then I drank a radioactive concoction and became SUPER CAVY! wait...no...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)

They've offered it to me, but I'm going to give the current meds another year and see if things settle down.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

yeah, I had those
they worked for about 6 months after I stopped taking them then it went superfast again. 2nd time I didn't have the helpful side effect of losing weight, either :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I really wish you wouldn't do yourself down so
I didn't get to go to pierbash but consensus is you're awesome, so stop it.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Welll you certainly didn't hear THAT from me.
only joking b3th, you're awesome
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

aw, shucks.
You'll be at the next one, though, right?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Maybe we could get you to go a bit further away than WsM?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'm not allowed to cross the road on my own.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

You went all the way to America. Surely you can get to Bristol?

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I think I could probably manage that ; )

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*Sings*
When you gooooo, will ya send bach, a letter from the cider-boat....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

*WAVES*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

*WAVES MORE*

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

*Waves and sticks thumbs up*
But not like The Fonz, but like the mongs on 'We Are The Champions - SPECIAL' as hosted by Ron Pickering.

AWAY YOU GO! (veg soup joke optional)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I prefer it's a knockout.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

If you don't edit this, then I'm confused.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I knew we'd get there in the end!
Remember the 'Royal Family' special?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Oh God! vaguely.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Well we could send Amberl down to make sure you don't get in any trouble.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I certainly hope so
I believe there is a Bristol/cider bash in the offing once the weather's improved a little, and I'm fully up for that.
(berk, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

What you need, is a Bristolian to organise it.
I suggest CHCB.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

What's to organize?
Book a weekend, choose a pub to meet at and it's done.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I was being a dafty Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I should have guessed : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)

and make sure it's a half term or something
at least a weekend not a bloody friday, like some gits did for the last one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Moan, moan, moan, moan, moan...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)

yeah
well, if you didn't want me to come, you just had to say
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)

You could get to Bristol on a Friday night you spaz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

not a friday daytime, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

True.
I'll check out the 'What's on 2012' guide and suggest a good weekend for carnage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Maybe we could make her feel good about her sexuality by having a threesome? I think it would be a theaputic experiance for all concerned, especially the people watching the video i'll upload.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Did anyone say anything about sexuality?
No, I didn't think so.
You, Sir, are a sweaty-palmed sex pest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Best of all the sex pests.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

He gets away with it because he's cute
Or he was cute. You know, before he became proper badass and started calling people cunts and totally meaning it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Won't your camera work be a bit shaky?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)