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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want to get drunk at my employer's expense to mark some religious festival
Unfortunately my selfish fucking wife is planning on giving birth in the next couple of weeks, putting the kibosh on any heavy drinking plans I may have for the forseeable future.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Another reason not to breed
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)
It's worse for you female types - you have to pack in the drinking through the pregnancy too
I, on the other hand, have been drinking for two for the last 9 months.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I'd carry on drinking and smoking
may take up crack as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)
gotta stunt the bastard's growth somehow
make it easier to get out.

apparently it's like having an orange yanked out of your nostril :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Are you saying there is something fundamentally unmarriable about TGB?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Where did you even get that from?!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)
She is suggestiung if you ever have a child that it will be a bastard born out of wedlock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)
oh.
Well marriage is overrated.

*cries into boyfriend made out of a pillow* Don't listen to them we'll be together forever
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)
You are Lily AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)
From HIMYM

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

boyfriend made out of a pillow

pillow made out of boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Or if you would like to consolidate your debt into one easy to manage* package
Can I recommend heroin?



*Not guaranteed to be easy to manage. May cause premature death. T&Cs apply.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

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