I suppose I could take myself out for a xmas meal
And get myself a Secret Santa gift. I'd probably only get myself something shit though, and then make a show of myself at the restaurant and be too embarrassed to show my face again at the office. By which I mean the living room.

Ah, the joys of self-employment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You could take yourself home and bang yourself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

It wouldn't be the first time.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Sit on the coffee table and leave an imprint of your 'arris

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I refer the honourable lady to my last response

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

+ a big skidmark

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Do you have a stationary cupboard at home?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

No, they are all on wheels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

leave
now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It's your own fault
you spack-handed flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

'...and take your 'correct English' with you...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

'...and take your 'correct English' with you...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

alright Phil

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You, of all people...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No need to keep banging on about it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I think it was less a joke, more a comment on your inability to distinguish between two similar words.
Although why this should be surprising when you always struggle with far easier words...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)