This is obviously a Legless joke
OBVIOUSLY

YOU MASSIVE FANNY-HAVING PERSON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ouch
Oh man I can dish it but I can't take it *runs off crying*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

*obvious black eyes joke*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

*obvious anal seepage joke*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Oh charming
I accuse you of having big tits, you accuse me of having worn out my clenching muscles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

*shrugs*
It's been a long day. I'm going for the cheap jokes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Bloke walks into a pet shop and asks "Got any dogs going cheap?"
Shop Assistant says, "No, Sir. All our dogs go woof"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

*something about hands in the Trill*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

*something about an enormous bill*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

*something about the one with the pink nose*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

You're calling me cheap now?
Admittedly, for you I'd probably waive the non-refundable deposit, but you're still looking at being £6 out of pocket. £8 if you want conversation afterwards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

£6 it is then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

conversation to avoid the usual crying
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I cry during now
Extra lubrication
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

How do you get the tears to your arsehole?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Everything leads to my arsehole eventually
The Romans based their roads on my circulatory system
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

He's so ugly that when he cries the tears roll down his back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Why do you have to make it so personal?
*cries*

*down back*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

This image amuses me muchly

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm glad my hideous face is of use to someone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You're lucky Al and his mad photoshop skillz aren't here

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'd rather have had that luck in the face lottery

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Duh, obviously.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Oh, that picture you asked for?
A pile of shit with letters in it? Any picture from the City Ground last night should do the trick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Bring back Mclaren!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)