I'd rather eat my own shit than plane food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:00, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not much difference TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

That seems extreme.
Probably unsanitary too.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Would you have to go in the bathroom stalls for that, or would you be alright doing it in the asle?
I guess if you go to the toilet in there, you could go in a sick bag and take it back to your seat to enjoy with the film, it would be a bit like a take-away in that respect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'd hang my bare arse into the aisle and whap a fresh log into a baguette, no questions asked.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I reckon if you could get a baguette, you wouldn't need to eat the shit.
It's a catch 22.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Catch Number 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

it strikes me
that if you did this, a LOT of questions would be asked.

by the stewards, the police, the magistrates court... your mum...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

'more ketchup on your bot dog, dear?'
That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Best plane food I ever had was on a trip to Thailand with Air Emirates.
I took the veggie option and it was delicious.

Edit: I think it was Emirates. One of those forrin air companies anyhow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Urgh. Foreign.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)