We do, yes,
but we have secret tunnels down which we send our footmen with our RSVPs to the Palace etc, thus they are never seen.

Occasionally we send our people by horseback, but since the rise of those ghastly 'highwaymen' we hear so much about these days, it hardly seems worth the bother, what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i'd have loved to be a highwayman (well, a damsel who ran away from her cruel aunt and uncle to disguise herself as one)
galloping around on a black stallion in a sexy mask, pillaging and then having illicit danger 18th century sex with the dashing likes of dick turpin on the back of one of the plundered carriages...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

*hires horse and carriage*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Then getting syphilis.
Nice.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

A lad I know has a nickname of Sif
as his surname is Ellis
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

One of my brother's old squatter pals
was called 'Nick Syph'.

Because they reckoned he had syphillis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

bah
if i turn the plate sideways, there's a few chips you didn't piss on, over there, look.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

If that's some sort of sex game you play, I'm out.
Besides, you're riddled with syphilis now.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

i was yesterday too
but that didn't stop you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Internet pretending to have sex with you? When did I do that?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I used to know a really good joke where the punchline was syphillis, but I can't remember it now. I used to use it all the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)