Christmas is pish
It's for children and stupid religious cunts, no one else need apply. If you love 'giving' then I suggest you use birthdays as a means to do so.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

...or merely do so at random to enhance the unexpected thrill of gift receipt.
I have been training my daughter to pour scorn on pink plastic shit advertised on TV, which will be hilarious when she's given it all by her 'other' family at Shitmas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)

BTW I had to turn off Sadowitz at the bit when he called Madeleine McCann a 'whore'.
Lusty = not amused
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)

She's gonna dump you and run away with Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:49, Reply)

lol - gonz running
*gets called a cunt*
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:52, Reply)

*also gets called a cunt*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)

If we get called cunts, I'm not sure we are in a position to argue.
I am content with this.
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)

It's not an area of concern for me either.
Not being called one would be infinitely worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:56, Reply)

You're not a cunt, I find you entertaining and jolly and an all round good chap, no more offensive than
a playful three day old bunny rabbit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

If that's the case I shouldn't have any trouble catching him up
/Gonzishorrendouslyunfitlolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I can't help having the runs and it causing great dump'age.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Commuter lolz
Sadowitz is a gift best enjoyed alone, with headphones on, in a locked room.

To be honest, it gets quite a bit more charged. Well worth a re-visit when the opportunity arises!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:55, Reply)

*holds out grubby cap, coughs*
I don't suppose you made it out picking did you?

*hopeful Tiny Tim face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)

That sounds hi-larious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Bonjour Monsieur le Kettle,
je suis Monsieur Le Pot. Tu est noir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Bonjour Monsieur Le Pot. Tu est bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Touche awayyyyyy!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Haha, unhappy times, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)