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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I've only just finished building my fan-shrine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:24,
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14 years ago)
They're trying to find something that will counteract the rat poison.So far they've tried table salt, dishwasher salt and the salt rock they use when the roads are icey. No joy.
I'm going to pop down the garage and get some pretzels; see if they help.
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They did a study and it turns out that all salt, whether it's tesco value or some organic shitis actually just made up of sodium chloride and is therefore totally indistinguishable from each other.
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No offence, mate, but I think I'll trust the doctors over some bloke on the internet.(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Look, I'm taking any chances with my pal's life.I'm sure the doctors know what they are doing.
Although it does look a bit like his throat is bunged up with those slices of salami.
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Are you sure you can't think of any other salty substance you could pump into him?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:42,
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Yeah.I'm draining the brine off a dozen tins of hot dogs at the mo.
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Smells quite nice actually.I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I had a glass of it for myself.
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