I had a curry last night,
now my dishwasher smells of curry, my bin smells of curry and my fridge smells of leftover curry which I'll have for my tea tonight.

Why does curry smell get everywhere?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:03, 205 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What curry did you have Al?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I had a lamb tikka bhuna.
and the mrs had a chicken tikka dupiaza.

And our veggie friend had a veggie thali for one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I love a good Thali.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

IN YOUR PANTS!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Because it's fucking AWESOME.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

This^
I'm off for a curry tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I have to wait until Monday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'll gaz you some

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

and a naan?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Pushy
OK then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Years ago I was standing talking to my Indian colleague
and our boss came over and just said 'Ewww, which of you two stinks of curry'.

One of the more awkward moments I've ever been part to in an office.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

My tea smells of curry

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

My wee smells of curry.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Your curry smells of wee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I had asparagus for dinner on wednesday night and my wee has only just stopped smelling.
Now it smells of curry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I just had a cup of masala chai
I have to go to the world food section because the Twinings one in the tea section is piss poor.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I haven't had a good curry in ages, might have to sort that ASAP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

The place I'm off to tomorrow does a nice one with lime pickle in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

put the lime in the coconut
I hate that song. Now it's stuck in my head. Thanks.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I dont know that song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

youtube it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

NO fucking way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I guarantee you already know it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

This is why I shan't google/youtube it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

How can you hate any song by Nilson?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Quite easily

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

in asia they think we smell of milk
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It rubs the curry on the skin or it gets the hose again.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Silence of the Lamb Bhuna

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Morning you.
I still think those photos are fake, but after very close perusal I have come to the conclusion that you owe me a new keyboard.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

What photos?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Links posted photos of Lorraine Kelly in the nuddy. (allegedly)
Very 1980's readers wives shots.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I'm not sure I want to see that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Funny as fuck.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

linky?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It was on links yesterday afternoon.
Go and find it yourself.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Good grief woman, I don't have time for that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I have found it......
I really wish I had not found it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I know
It's enough to make you sick isn't it? That wallpaper is foul.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Show

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

and tell?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Show and puke more likely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

2nd page back on links

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's really pervasive, just like cigarette smoke.
I went to view a flat the other week and the smell of curry in there was pretty intense. I wouldn't have minded, but the flat was going to be furnished and no amount of airing would have got it out of the furniture.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

This is a very middle-aged post :(

( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Febreeze the shit out of it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

It was all black leather and glass tables and gold-edged everything anyway
I wasn't too cut up about it.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Sounds... tacky

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Sounds German Porny.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Family owned, too.
I couldn't really say "so, hey, could this be unfurnished? Because, no offence like, but I think your furniture is hideous. Plus it honks".

Well, I could, but I doubt I'd have got a reduction in rent for being able to move quickly, you know?
( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

You can only get away with that if you honk the womans boobs as you say it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

my younger brother did that to his now-wife to make me feel sick
10 mins later my 4 year old nephew did it to his mum. we didn't realise he'd seen.

brother was in soooooooooo much trouble with older brother and wife!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Did it have flock wallpaper?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

because you touch yourself at night.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

when I think about you I touch myself

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

you don't want anybody else?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

well, obviously.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I need to print some more pictures of you out for my shrine
The old ones are getting soggy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

i laminated mine, dude
it means that even the occasional surprise squirting session is no longer a problem
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Get some hair and toe nails for a more real effect.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

i'm not some bald-headed bald-toed chick, you know
i do HAVE hair and toenails (ruby frosted ones today).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I thought you didn't have hair?
Or have I misread the fanny beakering?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

i do not give my head a hollywood, old chap

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

badger does...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Man I need to work in a decent office with a laminator

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

just buy a big roll of sellotape

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Do you know, I don't think I've ever been quite so turned off?

( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

what, by the image of painstakingly covering a picture of the mighty badger
in strips of sellotape so that you can wank sweatily over it before collapsing into a guilty moaning heap?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oh, it' Kroney doing it?
OK, now I'm turned on.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Why guilty? You mean PROUD squirty heap?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

well, ask kroney
he's the one doing it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

OFF
I said OFF
( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest here, this is a bit grim, the sexes were the other way 'round people would be calling you a creep.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

yeah and you don't?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I have staff to do that for me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

in london we call them "hookers"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Good grief, I don't pay them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

i'm sure they pay you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It's payment in kind.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

who wants to be touched "kindly"?
that sucks!

it's like that song "i want a lover with a slow hand". what earthly use is that to anyone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

To stop your pony from choking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

i can't think of anything here that doesn't sound too gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Yes!
*punches air*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*firm handshakes*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

It's probably better than damn near ripping your cock off..

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

it's not that black and white!
there are plenty of pleasant shades of grey in the middle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

There is also a fine line.
Which is fun to find.

My rule is, if you are taking a run up then you've probably gone over the line.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

grey isn't the word I'd use
but, yeah, why not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Ask Patti Harrison

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

This is very clever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

i'm not gonna CREAM myself over it though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

this was even more cleverer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

it would have been better without the capitals though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

you wouldn't have got it if i hadn't used them
i was thinking about my lowest common denom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Oh man you are so fucking racist, I'm calling the mods

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I've done it again haven't I.
I can't believe I'm such an inadvertent racist.

I told the Fatima Whitbread joke to my pakistani colleague the other day, it was only as I got to the punchline I had a horrible feeling that it might be inadvertantly racist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

The one about her beard?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18, Reply)

No, the one about "You Fart In My Whitbread? No I'm Tessa Sanderson"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I bet he's reported you already
I heard the unions were seeking 'legal advice' as to how to deal with you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

They'll be on you like that po faced bitch on Question Time last night talking about Clarkson.
"Substitute the words public sector worker for black or jewish and it wouldn't be acceptable, would it?"

"I have been to countries where you can be killed for being a trade unionist!!!" That's rather risky if you are trade unionist by profession. Silly lesbian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Oh Christ, that's the most pathetic argument ever.
Hers, not yours.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Did she really?
oh, for fucks sake. People like that should be shot in front of their families.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha
They saw an opportunity for some publicity and took it and made themselves look like fools
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

She really did.
She was so militant that even though she made some fair points she had lost before she started the pension debate.

With her angry red face and little piggy eyes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Hey! That was my mum you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Nah, she wasn't noshing on another ladies mimsy
it couldn't have been your mum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

You didn't see her in 'the green room' with Tessa Sanderson afterwards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Was she guffing in someones pint?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Yup. Guffing like a navvy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Was she washing her pig bite in a Cinzano and lemonade?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

This is truly repulsive

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I can't believe anyone is fucking retarded enough to take what Clarkson says seriously.
The man's a deliberate parody of himself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:51, Reply)

While this is true
there are a lot of people who aren't aware of this. It's the same as Daily Mail columnists, it doesn't matter if they are fucking cunts, or just people clever enough to realise that by writing like a cunt people will pay you money (which still makes them cunts in my book).

The fact is a lot of people read them/listen to him and go "Yeah, he's right on the money" and this feeling supported in their view they go off on their own merry bigoted way.

However, in this particular instance, it's all fucking bollocks since it was clearly just a shit joke taken out of context.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

ITV showed him walking to a plane and saying watch the quotes in context
They then proceeded to show the quotes out of context...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Hardly surprising
everyone makes money out of being outraged as it garners attention.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

21,000 complaints now...I wonder if tyhe unions are coordianting their members?
the irony is that this row is distracting fromm their real issues around pay and pensions.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It belittles the issue that is of massive importance to their members.
The response should have been "He's a cunt, let's move the debate on."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

"members" is the appropriate word here
if you're dumb enough to be offended by what someone who is renowned for sarcastic arrogance says, switch off the tv and have a look at your life. and real life.

urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Hang on, there is a phone call for you here, I'll just find out who it is.
Oh, apparently it's a Mr Terry Pot, I'll find out what he wants.

Hmmmm, I've had to hang up on him, he started off by implying you should be boiling water, and then he started hurling all this racist abuse.

Don't know what that was all about.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

shush
you socially insecure boring little oik.

*insert massive fake laugh to cover insecurities HERE*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:35, Reply)

It's even funnier because your response makes it look like you don't actually understand my post.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:35, Reply)

no, al
it makes it look like this:

I DON'T CARE!

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is everyone thinking i fit in now? are they? does it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH look as if people like me? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Quite
you'd think they would just let it go and say, "look, Clarkson thinks it's a good thing, therefore anyone with a modicum of intelligence ought to be questioning what's wrong with it"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

It's the whole Ross/Brand thing again, as well.
There have been 20,000 complaints. Of which 75% are from people who haven't even fucking seen it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

This could be a good way to find people to cull...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

It's ITV, what do you expect.
It's the lowest common denominator.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

No, you're right, sometimes it's hard to tell with him
but this one was so fucking obviously a joke that it's embarassing.

Daily Mail writers ARE counts, though. Clarkson is an amateur compared to them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Oh, man, my new fucking computer has sweary autocorrect. The fucker.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Haha, you count

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Did anyone see BBC Breakfast this morning? It was fucking hilarious.
They were discussing the Clarkson thing. There were 2 guests - 1 from an anti-censorship group, another from the GMB union (I think).

Charlie Nice-But-Dim had the union guy on the ropes with the 'he was quite clearly just kidding, have a fucking word with yourself' argument, and the best the union guy could come up with was 'this was not funny because some strikers actually did get shot. In Guatemala. Once'.

I actually howled with laughter. At BBC Breakfast. I couldn't believe it. What a twat. He totally dimished the genuine argument that the strikers have, by being a complete tool.

All aboard the Offended Bus. Toot toot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'm glad you're here to make this point because otherwise there is no way the people above would have realised this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I didn't see anyone else mention this morning's BBC Breakfast programme
So stop being a colossal fud, Alan.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I want a curry now
*doesn't think there is one in the near future*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I think I may order a takeaway fro this evening, NOM!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I might have KFC for lunch.
I've got the urge!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

You can take the man out of South London...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Also, I fail to see how eating fried chicken will counter your irrepressible desire to go cottaging.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

because he likes to fill his greasy bucket with chicken

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

My grease filled box?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

because once he's done with the legs and thighs
he's got a greasy box to put his bone in. Or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Similarities between a KFC and an Essex girl?
Once you get past the plump thigh and tender breast, all you are left with is a smelly box.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

clicks heartily

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

it didn't make me laugh but i like it anyway and i clicked it too
just so you know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Thanks mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:44, Reply)

eugh no thanks
I have soup. And apparently a doughnut though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

All I have eaten sinceSunday is four bowls of soup.
And they have to be almost cold in order to swallow them.

WOE IS ME. WOE, I TELL YOU. WOE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

do you smoke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Not really.
And not at all for 8 days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Oh man, have I just neadlessly booked you a place at a hot meat bazzar on monday night?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I firmly intend to be there old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Oh good.
I'm buying a special hat to have a whip round in the whole restaurant to pay for your dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

A 'hat of shame' that I then have to wear?
I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah, it will have an air of sadness about it.
And will smell like a tramps drawers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

So, just like my hair then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I don't like to talk about hair thank you very much.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

It should be a Santa hat.
I haz chicken.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

You're all bastards
*cries into her soup*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

i accidentally clicked i like this
But guess what al, GUESS WHAT, im goin to the big city today to ride on that underground train yall enjoy so much and ima goin to learn about some schoolin
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

WOOOO!!!!
This is totally exciting and shit. What schoolin' are y'all gonna be learnin' 'bout?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Well, that's tonight's tea sorted
Now the question is whether to go out, order in, or get one I made out of the freezer.

I *do* want to check out The Bengal of India down the road...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

how long do you have to cook freezer for until it's tender?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

an entire interstadial

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I had to look that up
It's not the time to move from Highbury to the Emirates, it turns out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)

They are Monty's spiritual homes you're talking about.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Freezer! More meat, less cost. It's Xmas.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I have done all my xmas shopping bar one thing I need to order next week so I can be home to take delivery
And I did it on last months paycheque so this months is all mine mine mine

SMUG SMUG SMUG
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It was well tasty when I made it too
So it should be even nicer after some freezer maturing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Alright Kroney, give LiC his etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Heh heh heh.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You sir have a filthy mind
I never shit in my own freezer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I'm not sure.
But the doctors are saying M might not make it through the night.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Can I have his KFC?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Fuck that.
I can ebay all his shit and make a fortune.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

for serious?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Rat poison overdose.
He looks a right state: www.yfrog.com/gz8aemihj
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I can't actually check if that link works.
I've no idea what it links to.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

its a pickture of a fat bloke snoozing in a hospital bed form the look of it
don't they have gowns these days?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Not that large.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

is it too late to send a get well soon card?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Probably.
paypal me the cash equivilent instead.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Ask for a go on his helicopter

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

still filling out paperwork
won't have the choppers til mid january
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

This is like the parrot thing all over again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

A parrot stole a diddlio out of Quentin's helolcopter?
OMG!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Not in his size.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Chompalopagus!
Give me three names for mud other than mud.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

muck
dirt
silt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Good work!
I could do this with you all day.
It's a great party trick.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Give me three names for rain other than rain!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Precipitation
Pissing it down
God is having a wee-wee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

You're good, but you're no Chompalicious.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've only just finished building my fan-shrine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

They're trying to find something that will counteract the rat poison.
So far they've tried table salt, dishwasher salt and the salt rock they use when the roads are icey. No joy.
I'm going to pop down the garage and get some pretzels; see if they help.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:34, Reply)

They did a study and it turns out that all salt, whether it's tesco value or some organic shit
is actually just made up of sodium chloride and is therefore totally indistinguishable from each other.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Some have anti caking agent and shit in too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

No offence, mate, but I think I'll trust the doctors over some bloke on the internet.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

But it's Al. He's very clever.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Look, I'm taking any chances with my pal's life.
I'm sure the doctors know what they are doing.
Although it does look a bit like his throat is bunged up with those slices of salami.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Are you sure you can't think of any other salty substance you could pump into him?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

The contents of his Mum's clunge?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm draining the brine off a dozen tins of hot dogs at the mo.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Smells quite nice actually.
I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I had a glass of it for myself.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Shit. I've drunk the lot.
Back to the garage, I suppose...
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)