No thanks, you can try it for size

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

IT DOESN'T MENTION GIRTH :(
Maybe I should call and ask them
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

It is an important piece of information.
What if you buy it and then find out it's not big enough. How fucked off would you be then.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How fucked off WOULDN'T you be?

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It would be a right pain in the arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Get them to email action photos of it in use

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Then it would have been used 5 times.
I'm not going to buy a butt plug that's been used 5 times.
Even if there is a genuine reason for sale.
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

i saw butt plugs that cost £2,000 at the weekend
not sure if i was more horrified at the price or the fact that they were jewel-studded. even if you thought ramming a few inches of metal up your starfish was a good idea, would you want scratchy jewel bits up there???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Itchy internal clagnuts

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

this sounds like one of the plagues that god visited on people in the bible

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

The Harvey Nicks Bible, maybe
And lo, God sent down a plague of ruby butt-plugs (a snip at £2K each). And Darth did come....to pass out.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

where is everyone's favourite non-bender today?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Long weekend cottaging

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)