Oh, there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweet
as long as you team it with a lot of filth.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

true, i suppose
it's a monday night though. i am unlikely to be feeling filthy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Heh
he's not trying hard enough, then.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

we'll see...
... problem is, he's not the boy, however nice he is :((((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

the boy?
are you referring to the one whom we had previously discussed is a douche? Please say no :(
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

of course
we're getting on really well at the moment. he's an idiot!

i went to a black tie do last night, and he was texting throughout; this morning he emailed to say "hope you enjoyed sucking [name of barrister]". and he got upset earlier in the week when i told him his brother is hot (which he fucking well is!).

so i REALLY wanted to reply and say "nah, i didn't suck him, because he's not as hot as your brother." this would have amused me. but i contented myself with something generic about rimming a tramp or something romantic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

berk speaks the truth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

i know
but it's not my fault the other offers all look very bland next to this one! urrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Swiiiiiiipe
you said he was being an arse! Why have you gone back to him?!
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

because i have all the willpower of-
no. wait. i have NO willpower.

i will get rid in the new year, i promise. we're both away over christmas/new year anyway, so that'll give me a head start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Christ woman, you're worse than I am
please give him the boot. The guy is clearly a monumental fuckwit.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

you're correct
but it's HARD!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Hah
I know, I really, really do. But he's an arse, and he's messing you about.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)

he's confused
but it is having the same effect!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

No.
He's an arse.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

all my friends say that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

swipey is a shallow slag, shallow slag, shallow slag
*runs away*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

you say that like it's news.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I said it with difficulty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

it has a certain rhythm to it, mind
i am singing it inside my head now to the tune of that... can't remember the main bit, but then it goes... doo dah doo dah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

oh good that's what I wrote it to go with :D

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

it is really quite catchy
i need to replace it with something...

... how about TGB is a mean old bully, doo dah, doo dah???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

HEY
I'm not old.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

not compared to me, i suppose.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

An echo, more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

excuse me
kegels cure all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

How old is he? 5?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

that's his iq

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I suspect you are much better than that...
as Monty speaks highly of you, off the board.

Get your Chrissie present and give him the elbow.

Just sayin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

monty has excellent taste
but i am still blushing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Don't blush.
Lose the cock and get with a winner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

he just emailed me
and he did, in fact, use the word cock.

but not in an insulting sense.

ok ok, new year's resolution: no more cock from the cock!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Oh swipe =(

( Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I shall remind you you siad that around the 10th January

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

weirdly enough
we have theatre tickets for that very night. if we haven't fallen out before then, or if he hasn't married some thai bird on his lads' holiday over xmas.

so can we say 11 jan? i'll do it then!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

ok done
*makes note in diary*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Thailand with the lads?
Pur-leez.

I'd have him tested when he gets back if I were you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You know that thing in class when you shoot your arm in the air 'cus you now the answer and you go 'oh oh ohhh me' and you strain so hard that you have to use your other arm for support.
Yeah', well, that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Haha, I've heard off TGB the amount of cleaning she used to do
I'm not talking about that kind of filth...
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)