That is what is called a slight underexaggeration
I'm waiting til I'm slim and fit*

*taking up celibacy in other words
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:09, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I still think you're hot stuff.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I thought of a really funny joke to say to Crow the other day
it was something to do with wanking over you, but I can't remember what it was no.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Fantastic. I'm so flattered.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Your welcome.
Hope your work goes well.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I hope so too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Something has been really pissing me off for the last few days, I used to know a insult/joke...
... where the punchline was "Look it up, it's in the dictionary between something and something, they call it syphilis". I can't remember the something and something though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)

check in a dictionary

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

YES ! FOUND IT.
I'm now going to wait until the right moment. Can someone post an OH WOE IS ME post please.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Oh fuck, I wish I used this the other day when I called that guy a cunt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Oh I'm so sad
I just reached for the bathroom door handle and I caught my nail on the door frame and I've split it in half and it's bleeding.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

If you're looking sympathy, then you won't find it here. Perhaps you'll find it in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Ha ha
That's quite good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I've been slim and fit once. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

yeah? well I'm waiting for
someone who won't expect payment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

You and I should totally go on the pull.
It would be hilarious in our ineptitude :)
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

haha, yeah
I'd just go hide under a chair, or dance horribly embarrassingly until everyone pretended I wasn't there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I'd get horribly drunk and attempt to snog everyone.
And throw up on my shoes.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)

this sounds like excellent fun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)

It does rather :)

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Off now. Not long till I arrive.
Have a nice weekend :)
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

have a great time
hope you have spare shoes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I would love to be on the other side of the bar watching this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Oh Amberl, but then you'll have standards and i'll have no chance what so ever !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You should pop down to Bristol and see her while she's still dieting.
Then, maybe if you show her a good time you'll get one last sympathy bone once she's down to her target weight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

The trouble is right, if I do her while she's fat, it's all fair, I won't know any difference. But then when she knocks off the pounds and I still get a go...
... then it'll put a downer on the previous times I've done her 'cus I'll think that I should have waited until she wasn't an ugly mess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

But at the moment she's all got stuff to grab hold of
and if she loses weight her massive jugs might slim down, and that would be a fucking tragedy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I guess I could call it a favour-fuck, you know, one of those fucks you give to give her a bit of self esteem to sort her mess out.
HOW THE HELL DOES THIS TACTIC WORK ON PEOPLE? Seriously, this is probably one of the most vile things I've ever said, and I've seen people speak like this and get laid loads of times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Ask Swipe
seems to work a lot with her.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I thought she only went for affluent flamboyants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

It's alright Gonz
I've got pretty good self esteem and standards. No-one off the internet has a chance
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Sad Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Well in that case there's probably no point in meeting you at Download next year.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Haha, is that a code word, you gets down and she gets the load.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:59, Reply)