my alarm just went off
But I totally don't have to work so going back to sleep woo!
place bets on what time I will reawaken.

Lazy saturday or lots planned?
Alt. Hungover?
Alt alt. Can you still get those crisps where the salt is in a seperated blue packet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 7:39, 24 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

1:30pm
Hungover as fuck.
Yes.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 3 Dec 2011, 8:04, Reply)

Alt:
Yes.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 8:07, Reply)

9:10am
alt: nope, 2 glasses of wine is all I had.
alt alt: I think Asda do an own-brand version.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Alt: No
Alt alt: yes you can. Tesco's sell them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

11am
bit of both really. I'm in bed right now and will be for a while, but some stuff to do later and then out tonight.
Alt: mildly headachey. Serves me right for drinking disgusting cheap Sauvignon Blanc, it was vile stuff.
Alt alt: yes, I think they're called salt n shake?
(berk, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

winner on the time!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

11:45
Lots planned - I'm hoping to buy a car if I can get a straight answer from the insurance companies. So far I've had quotes from £867 to £545 fully comp - how can the same car/driver/risk combo have such disparate pricing?

Alt. No hangover but a sore throat that I can't seem to shift.
Alt alt. Yes you can but why would you want to?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

You're probably awake again already
Lazy Saturday for me, had an early night, woke up early this morning, just finished watching Tucker & Dale vs Evil, not bad at all.

Alt: Nope
Alt Alt: I've not seen them in ages.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I think today I'm going to buy a bed and a headboard.
I want to get an electric bed where the knees and head can go up and down, like a hospital bed. And for it to be made out of heated water. Heated water with jets so it can message me. With a silk under-sheet and cashmear dovet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

How odd, I just bought a headboard to go with the new bed that is being delivered next week.
Because I am dense and didn't realise that the bed I ordered on Wednesday didn't come with the headboard that was in the picture.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Cool, this is the headboard I'm going for....
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/6341914/c_1/1%7Ccategory_root%7CHome+and+furniture%7C14417894/Trail/searchtext%3EHEADBOARD.htm
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Mine's coming from Argos too:
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/7381045/c_1/1%7Ccategory_root%7CHome+and+furniture%7C14417894/c_2/2%7C14417894%7CBeds%7C14418191/c_3/3%7Ccat_14418191%7CHeadboards%7C14418234.htm
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

That wouldn't go with the rest of the room for me, *sigh* if only I went for a peado-pink colour scheme.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Ah, see, I am way ahead of you...
OK, to be serious this time, I'm getting this one: www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/6924829/c_1/1%7Ccategory_root%7CHome+and+furniture%7C14417894/c_2/2%7C14417894%7CBeds%7C14418191/c_3/3%7Ccat_14418191%7CHeadboards%7C14418234.htm
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I'd give my left nip for a cashmear dovet.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'd give mine for a bed made out of heated water,

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Yes

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Alt. Like you wouldn't believe. I'm suppose to be back in the pub for midday too. :'(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm hungry
but it's not yet lunchtime.

Super early lunch or a snack? YOU DECIDE.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

early lunch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

too slow!
Toffee Muller Rice FTW
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

a million things to do
Have just been into town to sort out house buying things, now enormous document to write by Monday. Fuck. All I want to do is get some quality lazing about on.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Btw, there is a b3tan who has made meatenburg before.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

really? nice
will they send me a slice right now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 12:33, Reply)