I pay 4% of my salary every month into a pension and my company matches this
I might go on strike and have a cry about it at some point.

I'd like to see more food in pasty form, so it can be eaten on the go without a wrapper left over, lasagne pasty anyone.

Alt: you should totally open a box factory in your massive box
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I put in 3% and the company puts in 7%
They had lasagne pies at Centreparcs. I had one. It was odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

3% to 7% that's pretty good
normally they match your contribution, I'm definately off for a sulk now.

*calls police about jeremy Clarkson*
*is laughed off the line*
*sulks*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I thought so, yes
With us being a private company I think our directors are big on a good pension and such like
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

fuck off about the box factory!
But lasagne pasty has my interest...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Get yourself to Penrith then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Lasagne pasty could well be awesome
However, like all store bought lasagne, it'd likely be shite, and have no sweetcorn in it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Why would it ever, ever, ever have sweetcorn in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Somewhere badgers hair just fell out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

*checks*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Not you box badger, the pedantic correct badger ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

oh he's already lost all his hair

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

That's becasue so many people are WRONG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

no, it's because of genetic influences
god, how can you be so WRONG?

/I'm limiting being pedantically right on here now. It seems it only worked well for the LULZ on /talk. Although obviously it's fucking compulsory on /QOTW, the retards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

yeah but sugar isnt food
(walks away whistling)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

well played, sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry, just fancied rehashing an argument that I inadvertently started the other day
Sweetcorn in lasagne, yea or nay?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yay in ours
But this is to get the kids to eat more veg
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Tis a good plan
Serve it with broccoli too, that is very good at picking up the cheesey goodness of the sauce.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Broccoli and cauliflower should always have a cheese sauce!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Cauliflower is vile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

nay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

er
it's a long time since i've eaten beef/lamb lasagne. but sweetcorn? really?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I love sweetcorn, I don't see what is wrong with having it in bolognaise sauce

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I put sweetcorn in bolognaise. But not in lasagne.
Because I am weird
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

it's fine in veggie lasagne
but weird with mince, i'd have thought
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I make both in the same way, only difference is that I dump bolognaise on top of pasta
Lasagne is a slightly more complex affair.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

/lamb lasagne curtains
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

er...
bees are on the WHAT, now?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Wrong hole if sweetcorn is there Apey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Goodbye lunch, it was nice knowing you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Sportsdiet
Twice the food, half the weight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I tried those Tesco Lasagne sandwiches when they were about.
They were every bit as rank as I am sure you would imagine. I don't know why I do these things to myself really.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

To pretend you were drunk?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Hahahah.
Then I go and start shouting at people in the park before pissing my pants and falling in a bin.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

That's the spirit
oops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Were you drunk at athe time?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I think it was only last year they were around, so no, I was just curious.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Only as I buy weird sandwices when drunk
Stupid 24 hour petrol stations and their evil sandwiches
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

the only sandwich i like in petrol stations
is the ginsters "fiery cheese wrap". but they hardly ever have it.

stupid careless petrol stations.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

You're never going to dance again (with petrol pumps)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)