The German's have finally managed to unite Europe into a Greater Reich without firing a shot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ahhhhh, I see what you did there!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

he added a surplus apostrophe without rhyme or reason?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Grammar Nazi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

She's not THAT old.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

She's worse than a million Hitlers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

sorry darling
i'm in a blisteringly foul mood today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Hungover?
I am going to a big lawyer bash tonight. In teh Guildhall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

very
and my heart hurts today.

yours sounds tres fancy. why am i not invited?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Not your law firm sweets.
This one starts with Kennedys.

EDIT: Why the hurty heart?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

they are good
but nowhere near as good as we are, naturally.

urgh, just missing the idiotic stupid moron of an ex. tired of going on dates with very nice guys who just aren't him. i haven't been this pathetic and smitten with a bloke since i was 21!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Not as good as your firm, naturlich.
Think of all the immature fucked up shit he used to do. Two weeks away will see you right, don't worry.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

i have them on the other side at the moment. i'm going to win though
this is true. i do wish it was 2 weeks away now, though. not least because i will be on the beach in barbados!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I also admire her firm naturlichs
Looks like all that gym time has really paid off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

He's a woofter. Move on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

i wish he were
i could be BFFs with him then!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah, they're regretting it now though
as various countries are turning out to be like a feckless younger brother always on the scrounge to borrow just a bit until payday, just to cover this month's rent, only to go and spend it on booze.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Are you my elder brother?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*sighs and reaches for wallet without looking up*
How much this time?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)