Remember he was both foreign and gay, grow a pair and move on.
Alt: two weeks ago I drank a bottle of corked wine, it was repulsive but I drank it anyway because I was skint and couldn't be arsed to go to the shop either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

funnily enough
both these have made me feel infinitesimally better
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*ENGAGE SANTATRON*
Stop fucking wallowing and move on. He was a cunt, full stop. You are an attractive lady, so get yourself back on the horse. It's fucking Christmas man! Christmas = boozing + parties.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

*BE STILL SANTATRON*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

this is exactly the kind of thing i need to read
instead of my brain going "but we get on sooooooooooooo brilliantly wah wah wah"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Your brain cannot be trusted.
Silence it with alcohol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

'He's like a girly best friend...'
WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!

THIS GAYLORD IS REVERSING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

... onto another dude's cock....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

No ta

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Not exactly pikey but I drank a very nice bottle of champagne Bartleby got me for my birthday just to get drunk and I had nothing else in the house.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

That isn't pikey at all
Getting leathered on expensive booze is one of life's treats!

I caned half a bottle of sloe gin last night whilst wrapping presents. This cannot possibly end well
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)